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Old 04-27-2012, 09:02 AM   #11
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Does it tighten up when they croak?
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:08 AM   #12
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He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
Somehow, this just doesn't seem right, either...

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Old 04-27-2012, 09:12 AM   #13
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There probably isn't a noticeable increase in the quantity until the decomp really gets going
Once the maggots move in, it's time to quit it.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:12 AM   #14
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Somehow, this just doesn't seem right, either...
Then again, many women might feel some familiarity with this one.

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Old 04-27-2012, 09:14 AM   #15
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Somehow, this just doesn't seem possible, either...
fixed, unless they use some really stiff embalming fluid.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:18 AM   #16
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fixed, unless they use some really stiff embalming fluid.
I didn't want to spell it out, so to speak...
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:35 AM   #17
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Does it tighten up when they croak?
OMFG that is so wrong
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:37 AM   #18
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Does it tighten up when they croak?
That's cold....
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:05 AM   #19
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Ive been with a couple girls in my past that just laid there like they were a dead piece of meat... How is this any diffrent?
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:12 AM   #20
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Now does this law just cover regular missionary postions, or does it include anal and or oral?
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