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| Dating and Marriage Dating is harder than ever these days - almost as hard as being married. Let's talk about relationships! PLEASE do not post personal ads in the forums. Use a dating service instead. |
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| 24/7 Single Dad Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Highway to Hell
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| Like the guy said at his trial, "She was cold, tight lipped and didn't move. How was I supposed to know she was dead your honor?" |
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| Registered User Member Since: Mar 2011
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| * Member Since: Sep 2007
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| :ewww: After someone dies, they crap their pants. Can't find that appealing at all. And it was on South Park, multiple episodes, so it must be true. |
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| In My Opinion Member Since: Dec 2005
Posts: 42,895
| I have had sex with a few. But none of them were really in shape to discuss much of anything.
__________________ Fear the Government that Fears your gun. |
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| In My Opinion Member Since: Dec 2005
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| lube?
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| Visualize whirled peas Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: California, MD
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| Not every camel is Egyptian.
__________________ "I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake" |
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| In My Opinion Member Since: Dec 2005
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| I checked for the "made in" stamp first.
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| In My Opinion Member Since: Dec 2005
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| I am now registered at the Abdul Muhaymin Jabarr funeral home for notification when cute dead women arrive.
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