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Old 04-27-2012, 10:51 AM   #21
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Like the guy said at his trial, "She was cold, tight lipped and didn't move. How was I supposed to know she was dead your honor?"
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:09 AM   #22
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Where's Mabus, thatguy, JPC and any other muslim animal sympathizer??

Freakin animals they are!!
Muslim is a religion. Egypt is a country. Where did you make the connection that the two are one in the same? I wish someone would start putting facts about the Muslim faith on Nascar vehicles,then maybe the people who need to read them would get some education. And if you really,really want to bring religion into it,is it better to screw your dead wife or a little boy? Because the Catholic church can hook you up if you're into the latter. See how generalizations aren't right?
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:11 AM   #23
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Leave it to them, to legalize necrophilia. :shiverdownspine:
"Leave it to them"? Do you know alot of Egyptians?
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:11 AM   #24
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After someone dies, they crap their pants. Can't find that appealing at all.


And it was on South Park, multiple episodes, so it must be true.
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:16 AM   #25
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"Leave it to them"? Do you know alot of Egyptians?
I have had sex with a few. But none of them were really in shape to discuss much of anything.
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:16 AM   #26
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After someone dies, they crap their pants. Can't find that appealing at all.


And it was on South Park, multiple episodes, so it must be true.
lube?
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:43 AM   #27
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I have had sex with a few. But none of them were really in shape to discuss much of anything.
Not every camel is Egyptian.
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Old 04-27-2012, 12:00 PM   #28
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Not every camel is Egyptian.
I checked for the "made in" stamp first.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:06 PM   #29
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Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with dead wives up to six hours AFTER their death | Mail Online

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their death, local media is claiming.

The controversial new law is claimed to be part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's right



http://www.loonwatch.com/2012/04/egy...utter-hooey/ts of getting education and employment.
and read the comments by Arab Atheist.
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:20 PM   #30
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I am now registered at the Abdul Muhaymin Jabarr funeral home for notification when cute dead women arrive.
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