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Old 07-23-2012, 01:11 PM   #1
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Man Raped To Death By His Six Wives

Uroko Onoja, Benue State Man Raped To Death By His Six Wives

Odachi had a meeting before Uroko returned home invaded her room with knives and sticks, demanding that their husband have sex with all of them at once. Uroko who resisted their attack was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top.

Our correspondent reported that Uroko stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed. “Suddenly, my husband stopped breathing, and they all ran out, still laughing, but when they saw that I could not resuscitate him, they all ran into the forest.
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:16 PM   #2
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:17 PM   #3
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He had it comin'.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:05 PM   #4
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How ugly would #5 have to be, to choose to stop breathing over having sex with her??

#5 Still Alive!
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