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Dating and Marriage Dating is harder than ever these days - almost as hard as being married. Let's talk about relationships! PLEASE do not post personal ads in the forums. Use a dating service instead.

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Old 11-09-2012, 04:00 PM   #71
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I'm sorry but if you have "sunshine" on the roof and a ponytail, you can be freaking Kanye West cocky and it will get you nowhere.

Best stick with the bargain table.
Is that where all the non-10's are?
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Old 11-09-2012, 04:01 PM   #72
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I'm sorry but if you have "sunshine" on the roof and a ponytail, you can be freaking Kanye West cocky and it will get you nowhere.

Best stick with the bargain table.
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:17 PM   #73
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Do you have a girlfriend for him to steal?
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5 on each hand...... Sorry Pal, had to
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:23 PM   #74
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5 on each hand...... Sorry Pal, had to
wrong... I got a 3 pack at the bookstore
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:34 PM   #75
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Like word on the internets, it can't be true.
You can't put it on the internet of it's not true, I read it on the internet....He's a french model......BONJOUR
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:38 PM   #76
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I've offered to hook one of them up with a few nice girls that I knew. He laughed and told me that he'd rather not do the whole matchmaking thing, BUT he'll constantly ask me about hot girls on my FB page. He b!tches constantly about needing companionship. He's asked where he can meet women. I've suggested a few places. He then b!tches about not having the time to go out. I then call him an askhole.
Tell him visiting day at the women's prison might be about his speed.
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:47 PM   #77
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This reminds me. I have 2 have guyfriends that have been single for YEARS. Neither are exactly physically attractive. Both are very smart and both have great senses of humor. Both are also gainfully employed. Their biggest problem with that one is a "2" and the other maybe a "2.5", but both go after "9s or 10s".
They both know that Prohibition is over, right?
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:44 PM   #78
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They both know that Prohibition is over, right?
Funny thing is.... the girls know it too.
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:03 PM   #79
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There is one other factor - hot chicks are too much pressure. You always have to be on top of your game, or at least it feels that way. There are always other guys staring, flirting, trying to pick her up. Giving a dozen roses today means that tomorrow you have to top it.





HOT Chicks - too much work
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Old 11-20-2012, 10:06 PM   #80
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