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Old 11-28-2012, 10:03 AM   #1
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Why did she get mad? We all know orgasms are myths

Woman Jailed For Attacking Beau Over Bad Sex | The Smoking Gun

NOVEMBER 27--A Florida woman was jailed last night for a post-coital assault on her boyfriend, an attack the victim says was prompted when only he climaxed during a sexual encounter in the couple’s residence.

Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez.
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:07 AM   #2
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NOVEMBER 27--A Florida woman was jailed last night for a post-coital assault on her boyfriend, an attack the victim says was prompted when only he climaxed during a sexual encounter in the couple’s residence.

Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez.
MF'er should've done his job. Just sayin'.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:37 AM   #3
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MF'er should've done his job. Just sayin'.
that depends:
was the kitchen clean?
was the laundry done?
was dinner on the table?

see, if she wasn't doing her jobs then why should he be obligated to do his?

just sayin'
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:38 AM   #4
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that depends:
was the kitchen clean?
was the laundry done?
was dinner on the table?

see, if she wasn't doing her jobs then why should he be obligated to do his?

just sayin'
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:43 AM   #5
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[a post-coital assault on her boyfriend,.
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I hate it when that happens. Especially when there are bruises.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:48 AM   #6
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I don't know if girls get the blue-balls like guys, but I can see her point.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:53 AM   #7
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I don't know if girls get the blue-balls like guys, but I can see her point.
We start to throb when we're almost "there". It's a killer when we can't get "there". I've gotten quite pissy over this in the past, but have yet to beat the crap out of anyone over it.
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Wonder if they will allow her any conjugal visits...
Wait, maybe that's a bad idea.
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:02 PM   #10
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I don't know if girls get the blue-balls like guys, but I can see her point.
i watched magic mike if i had balls, they would probably be blue now
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