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Old 01-14-2013, 02:19 PM   #1
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Human Butt Pillows for $11/min

Human Butt Pillows for $11/min: Japan’s “Cuddle Cafe” Adds Cheeky New#Service | RocketNews24

Sleeping! Hand holding! Awkward conversation and pent-up sexual frustration!

What you’re about to witness, ladies and gentlemen, is “cuddle cafe” Soineya’s new oshiri makura (lit. butt pillow) service; the latest in awkward things that men can pay to do with young girls who don’t actually like them.

The concept is simple: a pretty girl enters your private booth, lies on her front and lets you rest your head on her bottom. But don’t drift into too deep a sleep, there, sonny- just one minute of oshiri makura action will cost you an incredible 1,000 yen (US$11).
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:26 PM   #2
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For an extra $20, she will give you her panties.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:31 PM   #3
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####. For $5 per minute you can rest your head on my fat ass which has to be more comfy than those tiny little things.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:38 PM   #4
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Human Butt Pillows for $11/min: Japan’s “Cuddle Cafe” Adds Cheeky New#Service | RocketNews24

Sleeping! Hand holding! Awkward conversation and pent-up sexual frustration!

What you’re about to witness, ladies and gentlemen, is “cuddle cafe” Soineya’s new oshiri makura (lit. butt pillow) service; the latest in awkward things that men can pay to do with young girls who don’t actually like them.

The concept is simple: a pretty girl enters your private booth, lies on her front and lets you rest your head on her bottom. But don’t drift into too deep a sleep, there, sonny- just one minute of oshiri makura action will cost you an incredible 1,000 yen (US$11).
with my luck I'd get the gassy one (geek)
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:40 PM   #5
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####. For $5 per minute you can rest your head on my fat ass which has to be more comfy than those tiny little things.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:01 PM   #6
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####. For $5 per minute you can rest your head on my fat ass which has to be more comfy than those tiny little things.
Do I get a free minute if you fart?
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Do I get a free minute if you fart?
No, that provides added warmth.
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No, that provides added warmth.
Sweet, bonus pillow.
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No, that provides added warmth.
and vibrating massage.
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