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Old 01-25-2013, 01:53 AM   #41
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Open that mouth just a bit wider
The fun has gone out of this thread; but, by all means, guy, carry on with your fantasies.

Oh, and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain; that is just Hank.
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Old 01-25-2013, 05:42 AM   #42
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Eww gross. I don't want a bj from you just a urinal.
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Old 01-25-2013, 06:25 AM   #43
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One more time!

omg,
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Old 01-25-2013, 06:41 AM   #44
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Is this a Warnutz thread?
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:24 AM   #45
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Is this a Warnutz thread?
That was my thought.
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:28 AM   #46
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Eww gross. I don't want a bj from you just a urinal.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:18 AM   #47
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Eww gross. I don't want a bj from you just a urinal.
Only little girls say 'ewwww'. Just sayin'.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:36 AM   #48
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What are some of the signs that your spouse may be more interested in a same gender relationship??


If his hoo-hoo-dilly tastes like dook.


He puts a rainbow bumpersticker on his car that says "I like balls in my face".

He starts listening to Asia.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:41 AM   #49
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:08 PM   #50
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Funny but
I got an email from a friend yesterday, he had a link to a male wants male thing on craigslist.
so naturally, I had no choice but to look.
Was a guy looking to do un natrual things with another guy.
had a picture.
picture was a guy from the neck down, nekkid. but behind him you could see the stuff in the living room.
it was another guy we know.
so, Now Im thinking what my first question should be and to who.
the guy in the picture? should I mention it to him
or
the friend that emaled the link to me.. and ask what he was doing looking in there in the first place to find this.

Im thinking it would be best to keep distance from the two of them from now on.

if you are going to post such things, you might be best off to make sure that the room you are standing in does not give away who you are... Just saying.
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