A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married

[sockgirl77 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Bann

Wow. Some of y'all are so cynical! And possibly with the wrong partner if things aren't so great in that department.

I say that all of the time. I hate when people associate marriage with less sex. I know plenty of happily married people that have sex on a regular basis.

[slotpuppy]

Originally Posted by sockgirl77

I say that all of the time. I hate when people associate marriage with less sex. I know plenty of happily married people that have sex on a regular basis.

Till the alarm goes off...........

[tommyjo]

Originally Posted by Misfit

A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News

1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.

#1...only if you AND she are predisposed to save in the first place, have no major disasters, illnesses or emergencies...marriage is no guarantee of financial success

#2 get snipped...you never have to think about children.

#3...only if you marry another man!

#4...yeah...you can work your tail off so SHE can be Peggy Bundy

#5. No one has to die sick miserable and alone acording to Fox and SOMD online...invoke your second amendment rights...take a bunch of people with you while you laugh hysterically and make the news for weeks on end!

[RoseRed (Premo)]

Originally Posted by tommyjo

#1...only if you AND she are predisposed to save in the first place, have no major disasters, illnesses or emergencies...marriage is no guarantee of financial success

#2 get snipped...you never have to think about children.

#3...only if you marry another man!

#4...yeah...you can work your tail off so SHE can be Peggy Bundy

#5. No one has to die sick miserable and alone acording to Fox and SOMD online...invoke your second amendment rights...take a bunch of people with you while you laugh hysterically and make the news for weeks on end!

[Vince]

Originally Posted by withrespect

Communist.

It was a joke. Well...most of it anyway.

[KDENISE977]

Originally Posted by Misfit

A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News

1. You’ll be richer2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.

Those outlined in RED don't add up at all !!

[drivingdaisy]

Originally Posted by KDENISE977

Those outlined in RED don't add up at all !!

That's not true. If you have more money, you can buy sex, but the consequence might be you end up with some extra children.

[aps45819]

Originally Posted by tommyjo

#3...only if you marry another man!

How's that working out for you?

[my-thyme]

You boys obviously didn't find the right woman.

[Gilligan (Premo)]

Originally Posted by RoseRed

She does have a very weird sense of humor. Or does not have one at all. Not sure which.