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| Unauthorized User Member Since: Dec 2011 Location: Thundera
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| A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News 1. You’ll be richer 2. Would somebody please think of the children!! 3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX 4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth 5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.
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| :wr: Member Since: Nov 2008
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| American Beauty Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: My own private Idaho
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| ...... Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: Lusby, MD.
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(1) Richer? She spent it as fast as I could make it. Not that we didn't pay all our bills, but very little went into savings.(2) think of the children I hate that statement. I always thought of my children.(3) More sex? Are they kidding? (4) A pathetic sloth. Well I can't argue that one. (5) Won't die sick, miserable and alone. How else do you die if you don't get sick, an accident (you're alone) and most people will moan about how miserable they are anyway up until they are put into the ground. If I ever talk about marriage again, someone kick me in the ass to wake my brain up.
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| :wr: Member Since: Nov 2008
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| I Come In Peace Member Since: Feb 2007 Location: Suthin' Merlin
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| I need a nap Member Since: Dec 2006 Location: North Beach
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| A Woman's top five reasons to get married :crickets: |
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| Registered User Member Since: Oct 2012 Location: Chuck land
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| The plus side to that.....If she gets pregnant, then you can boot her ass out of the house and send her to baby daddy.
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| Doris Day meets Lady Gaga Member Since: Mar 2006 Location: Prince Frederick
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| Wow. Some of y'all are so cynical! And possibly with the wrong partner if things aren't so great in that department. |
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