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Old 01-29-2013, 07:52 AM   #1
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A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married

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1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.
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Old 01-29-2013, 07:54 AM   #2
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1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.
Some would beg to differ.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:06 AM   #3
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:17 AM   #4
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1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone
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These must be a joke.

(1) Richer? She spent it as fast as I could make it. Not that we didn't pay all our bills, but very little went into savings.
(2) think of the children I hate that statement. I always thought of my children.
(3) More sex? Are they kidding?
(4) A pathetic sloth. Well I can't argue that one.
(5) Won't die sick, miserable and alone. How else do you die if you don't get sick, an accident (you're alone) and most people will moan about how miserable they are anyway up until they are put into the ground.

If I ever talk about marriage again, someone kick me in the ass to wake my brain up.
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These must be a joke.

(1) Richer? She spent it as fast as I could make it. Not that we didn't pay all our bills, but very little went into savings.
(2) think of the children I hate that statement. I always thought of my children.
(3) More sex? Are they kidding?
(4) A pathetic sloth. Well I can't argue that one.
(5) Won't die sick, miserable and alone. How else do you die if you don't get sick, an accident (you're alone) and most people will moan about how miserable they are anyway up until they are put into the ground.

If I ever talk about marriage again, someone kick me in the ass to wake my brain up.

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Old 01-29-2013, 08:42 AM   #6
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These must be a joke.

(1) Richer? She spent it as fast as I could make it. Not that we didn't pay all our bills, but very little went into savings.
(2) think of the children I hate that statement. I always thought of my children.
(3) More sex? Are they kidding?
(4) A pathetic sloth. Well I can't argue that one.
(5) Won't die sick, miserable and alone. How else do you die if you don't get sick, an accident (you're alone) and most people will moan about how miserable they are anyway up until they are put into the ground.

If I ever talk about marriage again, someone kick me in the ass to wake my brain up.
I heard that the rumor is the same for getting a vasectomy.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:25 AM   #7
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:28 AM   #8
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:31 AM   #9
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I heard that the rumor is the same for getting a vasectomy.
The plus side to that.....If she gets pregnant, then you can boot her ass out of the house and send her to baby daddy.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:04 AM   #10
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Wow. Some of y'all are so cynical! And possibly with the wrong partner if things aren't so great in that department.
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