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Old 02-26-2013, 12:40 PM   #141
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Maybe you ladies should move out of the house for those days. Stay at a hotel or something.
Do something pleasing for them on those days, how about giving them a blow pop.
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:42 PM   #142
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Wow. You've had some dramatic moments. Impressive.:
You think violence in a relationship is impressive?? You better think twice before you open that portal.
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:53 PM   #143
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Do something pleasing for them on those days, how about giving them a blow pop.
I give my wife half the house for those days and I stay in the half that she is not in.
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:04 PM   #144
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I give my wife half the house for those days and I stay in the half that she is not in.
you DO know that men PMS too right?
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:07 PM   #145
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I give my wife half the house for those days and I stay in the half that she is not in.
Actually the comment was for WR and Kjo oops but thanks for sharing, they were suppose to read between the lines on that one haha
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:26 PM   #146
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My husband too


Must be the water...
Those are the days you let him sleep with the doll.
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:48 PM   #147
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You think violence in a relationship is impressive?? You better think twice before you open that portal.
Sorry, I forgot the smiley just for you.
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:48 PM   #148
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OMG, I would LOVE that!
That's because when he said "stay at a hotel" your mind went to the Waldorf-Astoria with the Jacuzzi-style bathtub, unlimited bon-bon room service and those mud-bath with the cucumbers over the eyes.

What he actually meant was a Super 8 with questionable TV service and a window that overlooks a brick wall next door. Don't bring a black-light.
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:12 PM   #149
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you DO know that men PMS too right?
Yea, but medical research has shown that a good BJ can cure male PMS.
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:15 PM   #150
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Yea, but medical research has shown that a good BJ can cure male PMS.
I always get kind of excited when Mrs Toxick starts getting moody and popping motrin. Because I know it's almost hum-week.









Amirite ladies? Up top!
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