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Old 03-06-2013, 12:45 PM   #1
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Quickie in the bush turns deadly

Woman mauled to death by lion as she has sex with boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush - Mirror Online

A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush, it was reported today.

Sharai Mawera died yesterday after the beast pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.
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Did the lion swallow?
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Old 03-06-2013, 12:50 PM   #3
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Did she come and go at the same time?
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I bet the guy was all "great…now I have to finish this myself ".
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Old 03-06-2013, 12:53 PM   #5
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Woman mauled to death by lion as she has sex with boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush - Mirror Online

A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush, it was reported today.

Sharai Mawera died yesterday after the beast pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.
All the screaming, the guy must of thought he was a porn star..
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:37 PM   #6
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Woman mauled to death by lion as she has sex with boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush - Mirror Online

A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush, it was reported today.

Sharai Mawera died yesterday after the beast pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.
You don't have to be faster than the lion, just faster than the girlfriend.
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:47 PM   #7
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speaking of sex behind the bush, as I drove the back way to Staples last night, I saw some young kids parked between the pallets behind Lowes making out. I guess with all the development taking place in this county, it is hard to find an empty field at the end of a lonely dirt road, or maybe they didn't want to drive to KC hill. Anyhow, the boy didn't look like a lion to me.
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