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| Unauthorized User Member Since: Dec 2011 Location: Thundera
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| Quickie in the bush turns deadly Woman mauled to death by lion as she has sex with boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush - Mirror Online A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend in the Zimbabwe bush, it was reported today. Sharai Mawera died yesterday after the beast pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.
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| 24/7 Single Dad Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Highway to Hell
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| Did the lion swallow? |
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| Power Chord Member Since: Aug 2006 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Springfield
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| Did she come and go at the same time?
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| Unauthorized User Member Since: Dec 2011 Location: Thundera
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| I bet the guy was all "great…now I have to finish this myself ".
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| I bowl overhand Member Since: Feb 2003 Location: As close to heaven as you can get
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| Visualize whirled peas Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: California, MD
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| the poor dad Member Since: Sep 2009 Location: Smallville
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| speaking of sex behind the bush, as I drove the back way to Staples last night, I saw some young kids parked between the pallets behind Lowes making out. I guess with all the development taking place in this county, it is hard to find an empty field at the end of a lonely dirt road, or maybe they didn't want to drive to KC hill. Anyhow, the boy didn't look like a lion to me. |
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