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Old 08-11-2004, 05:13 PM   #91 (permalink)
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In my New York Accent

I say, wait a bit. Find a good F#g and be his hag, go around to all the clubs in the city, meet some of their str8 friends for this reason:

1) Girls like fags because we always tell you what looks good and what makes your as* look big (cuz we wont be missin out any way)

2) Our friends usually dress well (because we influence them that way and the Fab5 say so)

3) Both can scout hotties

4) We always give you the advice your friends wont.

and finally:

5) Live it up and be wild for a few years. You know what happens to girls in the county once they settle down.

(They wear the same jeans until after the third kid when they don't fit no more, they only wear black eyeliner, softball and budweiser is high livin', and they keep the same haircut (or their friends convince them that the front poof christmas tree look is awesome)

Venture beyond the county lines.................

and I have lived in the county long enough to know my above observations are not too far off.

And a trip to Walmart is a full day of fun!


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Old 08-11-2004, 05:23 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Re: In my New York Accent

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5) Live it up and be wild for a few years. You know what happens to girls in the county once they settle down.

(They wear the same jeans until after the third kid when they don't fit no more, they only wear black eyeliner, softball and budweiser is high livin', and they keep the same haircut (or their friends convince them that the front poof christmas tree look is awesome)

Venture beyond the county lines.................

and I have lived in the county long enough to know my above observations are not too far off.

And a trip to Walmart is a full day of fun!


Sad but true.
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Old 08-11-2004, 06:13 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Dear Janey

You seem pretty mature and like you are ready to settle down in a commited relationship, why don't you try looking in the little older dept. for a man, about 24 or 25 instead of some 21 year old boys. I am very mature for my age (21) and my husband is 25, I could not imagine dating someone my age.
Just a little advice. that maybe could help you out.
someday my prince will come
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:36 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Is your Dad talking to you again?
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:43 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Sounds like your looking for someone is a goal, think of it as a journey and you will be alot less frustrated.

Don't try to hard, love will find you.
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:55 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Janey

Sounds like your looking for someone is a goal, think of it as a journey and you will be alot less frustrated.

Don't try to hard, love will find you.
The last line is especially true.

When you're not looking for it, that's when it knocks you head over heels, and you can truly walk 3 feet in the air, and not be aware that you are acting totally stupid. And even if you do, you don't really give a rats azz, 'cause it's the only thing that matters!

Go with what ya got!
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Old 08-12-2004, 12:03 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Is your Dad talking to you again?
well seeing as how I was never engaged, my dad doesn't have reason to not talk to me...
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Old 08-12-2004, 12:34 PM   #98 (permalink)
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I say, wait a bit. Find a good F#g and be his hag, go around to all the clubs in the city, meet some of their str8 friends for this reason:

1) Girls like fags because we always tell you what looks good and what makes your as* look big (cuz we wont be missin out any way)

2) Our friends usually dress well (because we influence them that way and the Fab5 say so)

3) Both can scout hotties

4) We always give you the advice your friends wont.
Ain't THAT the truth!
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Old 09-07-2004, 10:10 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Dear Janey

You seem pretty mature and like you are ready to settle down in a commited relationship, why don't you try looking in the little older dept. for a man, about 24 or 25 instead of some 21 year old boys. I am very mature for my age (21) and my husband is 25, I could not imagine dating someone my age.
Just a little advice. that maybe could help you out.
Honey at 25 we are still boys..The toys just cost more

We don't even start thinking with the big head untell mid to late thirty's
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Old 09-07-2004, 10:15 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Honey at 25 we are still boys..The toys just cost more

We don't even start thinking with the big head untell mid to late thirty's



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Before the big head takes over
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