Someone farted

[warneckutz]

Originally Posted by LordStanley

That was Warnkutz's chicken liver and Asparagus breakfast shake you smelled.

Please excuse him. He's getting ready for another comp.

We keep emergency personel on standby outside the gym these days...


The last time an event occured, 13 people fell to the ground gagging...

I had to pick up all the weights, like it was my fault.

[Beelzebaby666]

Morninbell's butt has a seal so tight she'll blow a gasket if she pushes more than 40 pounds.


Oops!!

[Rael (Premo)]

Female sergeant who was having difficulty getting her required minimum number of sit-ups (crunches) had a bunch of us standing around her...encouraging.

Well, she crunched, flinched, and gave everything she had to get two more when it happened...loud and clear.

The circle of support instantly grew more distant, you just had to see it!

edit: forgot to mention...that circle of support grew EXCEPT for the other sergeant who had to hold down her feet. She got a direct shot, you should have seen her face!

[RareBreed]

I have no sense of smell so I'm always worried if I fart at work. I never know if I've emitted a funk and people who come into my office hit a wall of it. I should just bring some air freshener just in case.

[warneckutz]

Originally Posted by RareBreed

I have no sense of smell so I'm always worried if I fart at work. I never know if I've emitted a funk and people who come into my office hit a wall of it. I should just bring some air freshener just in case.

I can peel paint...





... in the next building over...


Boiled chicken does that...

[morningbell]

Originally Posted by warneckutz

I can peel paint...





... in the next building over...


Boiled chicken does that...

WHA?

Sounds like you need some probiotics for your colon to make it happy

BF hoovers down food so that an hour later he is blasting me out of the room, his stuff is rotten. However my farts don't smell bad

[toppick08 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by morningbell

WHA?

Sounds like you need some probiotics for your colon to make it happy

BF hoovers down food so that an hour later he is blasting me out of the room, his stuff is rotten. However my farts don't smell bad

Everybody's shiat stinks......

[morningbell]

Originally Posted by toppick08

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Everybody's shiat stinks......

My shiat stinks yes, my farts just don't smell Unless I'm sick or I eat falafel

[_MightyMouse_]

Protein farts are the best.

[AK-74me]

Originally Posted by _MightyMouse_

Protein farts are the best.

That one you did this AM wasn't a protein fart that thing sound like someone ripping a long sheet of that brown paper they put down to eat steamed crabs. Long and sharp.