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Old 06-21-2008, 12:37 PM   #21 (permalink)
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That one you did this AM wasn't a protein fart that thing sound like someone ripping a long sheet of that brown paper they put down to eat steamed crabs. Long and sharp.
It got everyone's attention and it hurt rather badly.
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Old 06-21-2008, 12:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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It got everyone's attention and it hurt rather badly.

Like I said you are going to need a gynocologist to come in to sew you back up. Nasty Effer.
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:29 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It got everyone's attention and it hurt rather badly.
Are farts supposed to have lumps?
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Are farts supposed to have lumps?
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I like farting in the stair well at work, usually someone else gets the blame.
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:59 PM   #27 (permalink)
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There is nothing so gross as knowing that someones intestinal molicules has entered your respiratory system....ewwwww!
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:08 AM   #28 (permalink)
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There is nothing so gross as knowing that someones intestinal molicules has entered your respiratory system....ewwwww!
Whats worse in the gym is people may be also breathing through their mouth so their intestinal molecules have entered their mouth too!
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Whats worse in the gym is people may be also breathing through their mouth so their intestinal molecules have entered their mouth too!
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It's always nice to share what you ate with others.
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