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Old 06-22-2008, 10:35 AM   #31 (permalink)
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For any of you ladies (or men) out there that take yoga or pilates, you KNOW that not a week goes by that someone has't "released negative energy" into the room!
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:44 AM   #32 (permalink)
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When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect.
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:47 AM   #33 (permalink)
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When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect.
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Although, come to think of it, some of our closest friends are azzholes, so either way it'll work.
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:54 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Another thing I like to do at work is fart in the computer chairs, and when somebody else sits down it gives them a wonderful experience.
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:19 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:54 PM   #36 (permalink)
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When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect.
where Im from, we call that Fart and Flee process,,, "Crop dusting"
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:00 PM   #37 (permalink)
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where Im from, we call that Fart and Flee process,,, "Crop dusting"
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When my uncle Bill would go to the bar with my Dad, he'd let one go at one end of the bar and "walk it down" and take his seat...then watch the others play the blame game with each other.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:20 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I would rather smell a fart than some of the funk coming off some people
at the gym. There was one guy who would get on the elliptical and I was on the treadmill behind him. Talk about disgusting. I don't think he ever heard of deodorant or a shower.
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:43 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I would rather smell a fart than some of the funk coming off some people
at the gym. There was one guy who would get on the elliptical and I was on the treadmill behind him. Talk about disgusting. I don't think he ever heard of deodorant or a shower.
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Old 06-23-2008, 07:55 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Good stuff...

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