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Old 08-15-2008, 09:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey, War...

...does your gym offer this?

Erotic Aerobics/Cardio Striptease
Working out has never looked so hot! Using basic moves of striptease, dance and aerobics, you'll learn a sexy routine that will burn calories in a fun new way! These low-impact workouts aimed at toning the abs, thighs, hips and buns, begin with a warm-up and progress into a "sassy but classy" cardio routine. Combining sensuality and strength, you'll get a great workout, feel more confident and love your body! All fitness levels welcome!
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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...does your gym offer this?

Erotic Aerobics/Cardio Striptease
Working out has never looked so hot! Using basic moves of striptease, dance and aerobics, you'll learn a sexy routine that will burn calories in a fun new way! These low-impact workouts aimed at toning the abs, thighs, hips and buns, begin with a warm-up and progress into a "sassy but classy" cardio routine. Combining sensuality and strength, you'll get a great workout, feel more confident and love your body! All fitness levels welcome!
Yeah right, that dump barely has equipment that is usable.
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I wanted to let you know the truth on the kitty thing. All I did is tell the story about the night at the campout & asked what they thught. Everything I said there was twisted & turned into total lies about.
I didn't want reply when those the campout changed everything that happened there.
You have always been sweetheart. So I thought I'd Pm you about everything. I'm sick of the kitty jokes & ppl speadng lies that never happened.
I never said you all stole my kitten. Love Tara...
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah right, that dump barely has equipment that is usable.
You still hittin' the gym? I have a workout partner 6 days a week now and we are totally hittin' it hard!!
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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...does your gym offer this?

Erotic Aerobics/Cardio Striptease
Working out has never looked so hot! Using basic moves of striptease, dance and aerobics, you'll learn a sexy routine that will burn calories in a fun new way! These low-impact workouts aimed at toning the abs, thighs, hips and buns, begin with a warm-up and progress into a "sassy but classy" cardio routine. Combining sensuality and strength, you'll get a great workout, feel more confident and love your body! All fitness levels welcome!
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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You still hittin' the gym? I have a workout partner 6 days a week now and we are totally hittin' it hard!!
I have been slacking lately, I'm going to start hitting it full force again starting Monday.

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The instructor...
Warnutz will definetely be taking that class.
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I wanted to let you know the truth on the kitty thing. All I did is tell the story about the night at the campout & asked what they thught. Everything I said there was twisted & turned into total lies about.
I didn't want reply when those the campout changed everything that happened there.
You have always been sweetheart. So I thought I'd Pm you about everything. I'm sick of the kitty jokes & ppl speadng lies that never happened.
I never said you all stole my kitten. Love Tara...
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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...does your gym offer this?

Erotic Aerobics/Cardio Striptease
Working out has never looked so hot! Using basic moves of striptease, dance and aerobics, you'll learn a sexy routine that will burn calories in a fun new way! These low-impact workouts aimed at toning the abs, thighs, hips and buns, begin with a warm-up and progress into a "sassy but classy" cardio routine. Combining sensuality and strength, you'll get a great workout, feel more confident and love your body! All fitness levels welcome!
No... while that would be an "interesting" class in so many ways ...
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You can get those poles at Spencer. We were in there recently getting stuff for my friends bachelorette party and there they were, right by the...well, by the island of misfit toys in the back of the store

My friends and I took a pole dancing class in January for one of their birthdays, it was actually a lot of fun.
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:08 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The only exercise you have been getting is driving your car back and forth to Waldorf
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I wanted to let you know the truth on the kitty thing. All I did is tell the story about the night at the campout & asked what they thught. Everything I said there was twisted & turned into total lies about.
I didn't want reply when those the campout changed everything that happened there.
You have always been sweetheart. So I thought I'd Pm you about everything. I'm sick of the kitty jokes & ppl speadng lies that never happened.
I never said you all stole my kitten. Love Tara...
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