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Old 07-02-2008, 06:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Crappy day

I have to share and its true, cause you read it on the Internet. Remember that!

My morning started around 9 when I let the pups out to do the doggie doo thing.

I gather my thoughts and get dressed. Yes I opened the front door and let them out while still in my boxers. No pun intended. So I get them back in the house and we are off in the car (my newer Honda) which they don't travel in much. I have an older Honda that is the doggie car. So we head down to Strawberrys house to get some watermelon and bean plants she is so kind to give away, and I thank her for that. I stopped off at WaWa, got a breakfast sandwich and an Ice Tea. We sat there and ate it. I shared with my tards of course. They love the bacon egg and cheese. So off we went down South. I meet SG (not sockgirl) and her family at there house. Very nice place. We chat and the pups are sitting in the car waiting for Dad to stop chatting, maybe 15 mins. Off we go to head home. I have to still stop off to pay my Verizon bill. The store by Starbucks said there systems were down and tell me that they have a Kiosk in BJ's. Off I go. I leave the windows down enough so my pups don't die on me.
I go in pay and return to my pups not looking so happy. I'm like what's up and get in the car. I said who the hell farted? I look in the back seat and Radar had Shat in my back seat. NO LIE! It was runny and all over my leather seats and carpet. Thought I was going to I headed home, let the pups out and took the hose to my back seat (litterally). Then I headed to the car wash to use the carpet cleaner and vaccum for the water. Which btw works very well on leather.

Came home and my car is now sitting with the doors and windows all open. Ugh!

Hope you all have a crappy day
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Unfortunately I saw that coming. You let them have food then did not let them out for God knows how long. Not their fault, poor doggie's. Next time don't feed them. Sorry but it's funny!
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Unfortunately I saw that coming. You let them have food then did not let them out for God knows how long. Not their fault, poor doggie's. Next time don't feed them. Sorry but it's funny!

I did change their food yesterday. Ugh! Radar is still new to the car. Sasha is a Veteran traveling with Dad.

I left KK a message today cause we were suppose to hook up and told her don't laugh but this is why we can't meet. She called me back and said she was laughing her arse off when she heard my message. It's NOT funny dammit!
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I did change their food yesterday. Ugh! Radar is still new to the car. Sasha is a Veteran traveling with Dad.

I left KK a message today cause we were suppose to hook up and told her don't laugh but this is why we can't meet. She called me back and said she was laughing her arse off when she heard my message. It's NOT funny dammit!
Oh yeah it is, it's the best laugh I've had all day!





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I have to share and its true, cause you read it on the Internet. Remember that!

My morning started around 9 when I let the pups out to do the doggie doo thing.

I gather my thoughts and get dressed. Yes I opened the front door and let them out while still in my boxers. No pun intended. So I get them back in the house and we are off in the car (my newer Honda) which they don't travel in much. I have an older Honda that is the doggie car. So we head down to Strawberrys house to get some watermelon and bean plants she is so kind to give away, and I thank her for that. I stopped off at WaWa, got a breakfast sandwich and an Ice Tea. We sat there and ate it. I shared with my tards of course. They love the bacon egg and cheese. So off we went down South. I meet SG (not sockgirl) and her family at there house. Very nice place. We chat and the pups are sitting in the car waiting for Dad to stop chatting, maybe 15 mins. Off we go to head home. I have to still stop off to pay my Verizon bill. The store by Starbucks said there systems were down and tell me that they have a Kiosk in BJ's. Off I go. I leave the windows down enough so my pups don't die on me.
I go in pay and return to my pups not looking so happy. I'm like what's up and get in the car. I said who the hell farted? I look in the back seat and Radar had Shat in my back seat. NO LIE! It was runny and all over my leather seats and carpet. Thought I was going to I headed home, let the pups out and took the hose to my back seat (litterally). Then I headed to the car wash to use the carpet cleaner and vaccum for the water. Which btw works very well on leather.

Came home and my car is now sitting with the doors and windows all open. Ugh!

Hope you all have a crappy day
Hope your day goes better tomorrow...
You may want to leave them doggies home.
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hope your day goes better tomorrow...
You may want to leave them doggies home.
Never!

When I'm not on travel they are with me everywhere I go!

Day is getting better cause I'm having my 6th, I mean 1st V&C!

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I have to share and its true, cause you read it on the Internet. Remember that!

My morning started around 9 when I let the pups out to do the doggie doo thing.

I gather my thoughts and get dressed. Yes I opened the front door and let them out while still in my boxers. No pun intended. So I get them back in the house and we are off in the car (my newer Honda) which they don't travel in much. I have an older Honda that is the doggie car. So we head down to Strawberrys house to get some watermelon and bean plants she is so kind to give away, and I thank her for that. I stopped off at WaWa, got a breakfast sandwich and an Ice Tea. We sat there and ate it. I shared with my tards of course. They love the bacon egg and cheese. So off we went down South. I meet SG (not sockgirl) and her family at there house. Very nice place. We chat and the pups are sitting in the car waiting for Dad to stop chatting, maybe 15 mins. Off we go to head home. I have to still stop off to pay my Verizon bill. The store by Starbucks said there systems were down and tell me that they have a Kiosk in BJ's. Off I go. I leave the windows down enough so my pups don't die on me.
I go in pay and return to my pups not looking so happy. I'm like what's up and get in the car. I said who the hell farted? I look in the back seat and Radar had Shat in my back seat. NO LIE! It was runny and all over my leather seats and carpet. Thought I was going to I headed home, let the pups out and took the hose to my back seat (litterally). Then I headed to the car wash to use the carpet cleaner and vaccum for the water. Which btw works very well on leather.

Came home and my car is now sitting with the doors and windows all open. Ugh!

Hope you all have a crappy day
At least they didn't shat in your seat.
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