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Old 08-07-2007, 11:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lawyer: Rock Cleared in Paternity Case

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"The results of the test are that Chris Rock is not the father of this child," Mayoue said. "It is conclusive."

Rock and his wife, Malaak, said in a statement Monday they were happy to put the case to rest. They accused Bowyer of telling "multiple lies" to sell her story to tabloids.
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The mother, however, disputed the test results.

She denied making any money from the case despite offers of thousands of dollars from television shows and tabloid magazines.

"I am sick and tired of being made out to be a liar and a fraud," she said.
If the courts functioned as JPC believes they do, Chris Rock's paternity would have been assumed and he would have been hauled in and forced to pay at the mother's whim. If the court wanted to steal and hold Rock's money for itself surely it would be advantageous for the evil government to seize millions from him.

But they didn't. The court worked in his favor. And the mother is being proven wrong - not necessarily a liar, but she certainly doesn't seem to have a valid case against Rock.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Now she can go on Springer and have another DNA test done every month until she narrows it down!
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Come on people, its Maury that does the bebbies daddies shows. Jerry is for if your momma is sleeping wif yo man.
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Maury handles all the "Who is my baby daddy?" stories.
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Maury handles all the "Who is my baby daddy?" stories.
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Maybe I should...

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