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| I still don't read krama Member Since: Jul 2004 Location: So MD
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__________________ "Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding." - Henri Ducard If you can believe the universe is nothing expanding into something, wearing plaids and stripes is a cinch. | |
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| Deranged Member Since: Aug 2005
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| You know what's really funny about this story? It's not true. Quote:
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| Mendicant Bias Member Since: May 2003 Location: Installation 00
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| I have a GREAT idea on a new voting system. Check this out... it's totally gonna blow your mind, because it's so ingenious, yet so elegantly simple... On election day, you show up to vote, and they give you a piece of paper. On this piece of paper you write (for example) BUSH or KERRY on the piece of paper, and fold it in half. Then you go up to a certified vote-taker who will take your folded paper and insert it into a SEALED BOX with a slot on the top of it. Then after ALL the votes are in, they hire 2 or 3 people to go to a sealed room, and COUNT the votes. Then the totals are written on another sheet of paper which is sent to a central location that maintains the official national tally. I know... it's CRAZY. But it's just crazy enough to work.
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| Mendicant Bias Member Since: May 2003 Location: Installation 00
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| Here's the sad part of it. I have at my disposal RIGHT NOW as I sit here - the means to write a flawless voting program. It wouldn't be fancy, but it would have a touch-screen that the voter would interface with, and a barcode scanner to ensure someone couldn't vote twice. This program would be accurate to within a single vote - and the security would be impenetrable. It would take me all of about TWO FRIGGIN DAYS to design, implement and test its functionality.
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| Registered User Member Since: May 2003
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When they go down to the DMV, they hand them a piece of paper that registers them to vote. It has this little question that asks "are you a citizen?" and if you're an illegal - you say yes anyway. It doesn't hurt. Now you can vote. Guess what? When they ask for ID, you give them your driver's license. Ain't that cool? Now who ya gonna vote for? | |
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| Enter the plectrum Member Since: Sep 2006
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| Enter the plectrum Member Since: Sep 2006
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WHY AREN'T THE DEMOCRATS CHALLENGING THE LAST ELECTION???????? ![]()
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| Pookieboo!!! Member Since: Jan 2006 Location: Waldorf 2, MD
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BTW, it can't be a touch screen. I believe there is a bill that is trying to outlaw them in the state of maryland.
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| Geezer Geek Member Since: Jul 2005 Location: La Plata
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nhboy, this is at least the second time I've noticed very old news releases (in this case an editorial). Can't you post something more recent or accurate? Just asking! Keep trolling DU, they always are on top of things!
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