Elections and Junk.

[JPC sr]

The Washington Post has contacted me wanting to arrainge and interview for their upcoming "Voters Guide" so I am anxious about this coming up.

Now the reporter is to call me at some unspecified time.

I figure that I better stick to pro-life and say little about any other topic.

So does not that sound best?

[MMDad (Premo)]

Originally Posted by JPC sr

I figure that I better stick to pro-life and say little about any other topic.

If you can't be honest with the voters in the election guide, when can you? If you are that ashamed of your other stands, why do you have them?

You should definitletly point out that you want to get rid of jobs, you are a devout racist, and you don't believe in personal responsibility.

Definitely get it on the record that you believe that the Preamble to the Constitution guarantees a right to collect welfare.

You should also bring up your narcotics indictment since any decent reporter will find it anyway. It's always better to self disclose first. Make sure and blame it on your 7 year old son again.

That touching story about going to your ex wife's grave and saying you aren't sorry for what you did to her would be nice also. Don't leave that out.

[BS Gal (Premo)]

Originally Posted by MMDad

If you can't be honest with the voters in the election guide, when can you? If you are that ashamed of your other stands, why do you have them?

You should definitletly point out that you want to get rid of jobs, you are a devout racist, and you don't believe in personal responsibility.

Definitely get it on the record that you believe that the Preamble to the Constitution guarantees a right to collect welfare.

You should also bring up your narcotics indictment since any decent reporter will find it anyway. It's always better to self disclose first. Make sure and blame it on your 7 year old son again.

That touching story about going to your ex wife's grave and saying you aren't sorry for what you did to her would be nice also. Don't leave that out.

And also make sure you bring up the spray painting.

[This_person]

Originally Posted by JPC sr

I figure that I better stick to pro-life and say little about any other topic.

So does not that sound best?

Not sure why you'd not see it as your duty to inform as many as possible through your interview what your message is.

So, in the interest of being helpful, let's give you a practice interview:

What is your stand on the illegal alien issue?

You've made it clear that you support anyone being here for any reason at any time. You've made it clear that you perceive an illegal alien as having the rights of a full citizen, and that no one has any responsibilities as a citizen.

What is your stand on border security?

See above, you see no reason for borders, as they are simply needless imaginary lines drawn by thugs.

What is your stand on the Iraq war? Or, the war on terror in general?

You've made it clear that we all need to follow bin Laden and accept that we must live however he tells us. When he says we are not following our own religion correctly (yes, fellow forumites, I know that's not what he said, but this is Jimmy's belief) and we must change our ways or be killed, we must change our ways and hope that we act as bin Laden demands so he'll stop telling people to kill us. That was what you suggested was his peace offer, and you've made it clear that you think we should follow his demands. Then, all will be good. As for Iraq, we should get out now, ending our "occupation", and let that country run itself - regardless of the consequences to us, or other nations.

What is your view on Mideast Peace process?

You've made it clear that there can be "no peace until those bastard Jews get out of Palestinian land."

What is the main plank of your platform? What do you most hope to accomplish if elected?

Two things:

• Repealing any laws that force the brutal government to steal non-custodial parents money from them to give luxuries to their children; while removing any ability for people to divorce until their children are at least a certain age (what age was it, Jimmy? 23?)

• Remove ANY ability for ANYONE to get an abortion EVER. All children are God's gifts to parents, and these children should never be aborted - not in the case of rape, not if the pregnancy is physically harming the mother - never.

What do you think, did I nail your talking points for you?

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by MMDad

If you can't be honest with the voters in the election guide, when can you? If you are that ashamed of your other stands, why do you have them?

You should definitletly point out that you want to get rid of jobs, you are a devout racist, and you don't believe in personal responsibility.

Definitely get it on the record that you believe that the Preamble to the Constitution guarantees a right to collect welfare.

You should also bring up your narcotics indictment since any decent reporter will find it anyway. It's always better to self disclose first. Make sure and blame it on your 7 year old son again.

That touching story about going to your ex wife's grave and saying you aren't sorry for what you did to her would be nice also. Don't leave that out.

Don't forget the hemorrhoids from "straining your guts out" that started him down the road to disability.

[MMDad (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pete

Don't forget the hemorrhoids from "straining your guts out" that started him down the road to disability.

I had forgotten that one! I am laughing my ass off here!

[This_person]

Originally Posted by Pete

Don't forget the hemorrhoids from "straining your guts out" that started him down the road to disability.

I missed that one, it was before my time! That's good!

[MMDad (Premo)]

Originally Posted by This_person

I missed that one, it was before my time! That's good!

I just bumped that tread. Classic!

[Lugnut]

That thar is so funny I decided to send a few links to some of your posts to the Washington post. For anybody interested, here's some contact info for the WP...

letters@washpost.com
TWPCoReply@washpost.com

Sunday Source
202-334-4646
sundaysource@washpost.com

Maryland Desk — 202-334-7313

Anne Arundel Bureau 410-263-8040
Howard Bureau 410-722-2300
Montgomery Bureau 301-294-2600
Prince George's Bureau 301-618-1720
Southern Maryland Bureau 301-934-3513

[This_person]

Originally Posted by MMDad

I just bumped that tread. Classic!

I read it and then went back and read for a while from that post on.

OMG!