I might have lost 5th District.

[Giantone]

Originally Posted by JPC sr

If it were up to me then I would not let you dirty perverts put trashy pics on this Board.

I bet your son is happy you lost jimmy,I bet he's happy his scum sucking abusive neglectful dad lost.So he can't tell others how to neglect their own children.Yup I bet your son is happy you lost Jimbo!

[Harvick29]

JPC .. you have compared yourself to Alexander the Great. Well, he was was never beaten in battle, you have. Go Hoyer.

[AndyMarquisLIVE (Premo)]

Someone should call up Welfare Services and report JPC.

[godsbutterfly]

Originally Posted by AndyMarquisLIVE

Someone should call up Welfare Services and report JPC.

JPC said he was on Disability and if so then you need to call Social Security because that's where Disability Benefits & Money comes from. Welfare comes from Social Services.

[smcop]

Originally Posted by Giantone

I bet your son is happy you lost jimmy,I bet he's happy his scum sucking abusive neglectful dad lost.So he can't tell others how to neglect their own children.Yup I bet your son is happy you lost Jimbo!

Don't hold back...tell us how you feel...lmao

[smcop]

It does go to show what type of man he is, that he won't congratulate his opponent. He is less than a man, in his marriage, his fatherhood, and now his professional life!

[This_person]

Originally Posted by JPC sr

So first - my application was for the "job" at the US Congress and not a "Walmart" job.

Surfing around today, I discovered why Jimmy won't get a job, in parable:

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me. Im collecting disability!"

[hvp05 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by This_person

a Democrat on crutches.

I think, given the nature of our former candidate's own lame excuses, it would have been more fitting if the democrat in the joke had the hunched back.



But anyway...

[Go G-Men]

Originally Posted by smcop

It does go to show what type of man he is, that he won't congratulate his opponent. He is less than a man, in his marriage, his fatherhood, and now his professional life!

Saying professional in the same sentence as JPC is like mentioning lumps in the same sentence as fresh milk. They just don't go together.