Predictions for the VP Debate

[Sharon (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

...will lop John boys head off with his light saber and then grab him by his spinal stub and make his body twitch and flop and Dick will show his ventriloquist skills by making Johns corpse sing out "Dick Chenney is mean! Dick Chenney is Darth Vader! Dick Chenney is...ack!"

Then the Veep will toss down the lifeless rag doll and pick up the head and shout at it "How do you like me now, pretty boy, huh, how do you like me now???"

Then he will punt Edwards head into the audience, the lib freak section, and our VP will dive in after him a wailing and a whoppin' every living thing in sight shouting "where's that fat ass punk Moore? I seek the white whale!!!! AAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!"

Now ^that^ just might wanna make me turn on the TV tonight.

[FromTexas (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

Washington, DC
Dan Rathers Desk

In last nights televised debate between VP Richard Cheney and Sen. John Edwards, people everywere are saying that Edwards won, hands down.

They say that Cheney looked mean and frumpy and that Edwards looked very intelligent, made great points and is nothing but help to the now surging Kerry/Edwards ticket.

And that's the news! Thank you and good night!

How very close to reality you were. See the politics section.

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

...kicked up around his eyeballs.

Dick Cheney: Large and in charge. Knows what the hell he is talking about and shows it.

Edwards: Sorry, trial lawyer. Somebody said 'here, go get OJ off'. Lotta people like that kind of thing.

[watercolor]

Originally Posted by Sharon

Now ^that^ just might wanna make me turn on the TV tonight.

Yeah! I am with sharon! That is prime time tv there bay-bee! Where do I cast the ballot for this on the emmy's?




(emmys are tv right?? LOL)