New Enterprise Campaign Ad.

[Dupontster]

Do you have a page number....I don't want to miss it..

[BS Gal (Premo)]

Originally Posted by JPC, Sr.

I thought I would let the Forum know that I am placing a brand new campaign ad in the Enterprise. It is schedualed to appear in the Wednesday February 8, 2006, Enterprise.

This one ad is going to be significant because it will be seen by real voters in District 29B, but it does still have a message that applies to all of St. Mary's County.

The ad will have much of the same rhetoric as has been here on this Forum like burned schools and property prices super inflated and sell-out oligarchy and a little surprise too.

The design for the ad is for the ad to be very small with small print writing but BIG important message to the voters.

It is coming soon as February 8th is deemed best as politically correct timing for this ad and I want posters here at SOMD.Forum to see that this time the message is actually going to the voters of St. Mary's County and particularly to District 29B, and much of the rhetoric has had its refining done here on this Forum.

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Be still, my beating heart.

[Oz (Premo)]

Originally Posted by RoseRed

Who's paying for it?

From yesterday's campaign reports in the Washington Post, he has $0 receipts and $0 total campaign funds.

[itsbob (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Oz

From yesterday's campaign reports in the Washington Post, he has $0 receipts and $0 total campaign funds.

...and no job.. does the Enterprise accept food stamps for their advertising?
I think we should write an opposing ad to denounce this stupid azz so none of the idiots out there will vote for him either.

[Steve]

Originally Posted by JPC, Sr.

The ad will have much of the same rhetoric as has been here on this Forum like burned schools and property prices super inflated and sell-out oligarchy and a little surprise too

rhetoric:

• -using language effectively to please or persuade
• -grandiosity: high-flown style; excessive use of verbal ornamentation; "the grandiosity of his prose"; "an excessive ornateness of language"
• -palaver: loud and confused and empty talk; "mere rhetoric"

......and much of the rhetoric has had its refining done here on this Forum.

I think your a lock to win, JPC.

[Toxick]

Jibberish

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Originally Posted by RoseRed

Who's paying for it?

Paying for campaign ads is a big deal with the Board of Elections. We have to keep a vivid record of all transactions and make reports with reciepts and method of payment. It does keep us candidates and our campaigns in compliance to governing laws.

This ad I am running Wednesday next is to be recorded as an "in kind" campaign contribution paid for by me - the candidate. I do not ask the public for contributions, but any serious contributor / contribution would be considered.

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[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by JPC, Sr.

I thought I would let the Forum know that I am placing a brand new campaign ad in the Enterprise. It is schedualed to appear in the Wednesday February 8, 2006, Enterprise.

Im sure that this will be the turning point of your quest for town idiot.
Wait,, you already have that title,, why spend cash on an advertiesment? is it up for revote? has a new town idiot moved in and attacked your position?

Originally Posted by JPC, Sr.

This one ad is going to be significant because it will be seen by real voters in District 29B, but it does still have a message that applies to all of St. Mary's County.

WOW the REAL voters, cause, those people that post here are just FAKE voters that dont count. Way to go, insult all the people here at once. what an idiot.

Originally Posted by JPC, Sr.

The ad will have much of the same rhetoric as has been here on this Forum like burned schools and property prices super inflated and sell-out oligarchy and a little surprise too.

The same Crap?? you plan to advertise the Bull#### that you pass as a plan on here? like, to the whole county???? LOLOLOLOLOLOL what I would give to be there when that hits the streets.. Oh God, this it going to be funny as hell.
What an idiot.

Originally Posted by JPC, Sr.

The design for the ad is for the ad to be very small with small print writing but BIG important message to the voters.

what? wouldnt it just be cheaper to run around the news stand and spray paint your ad on the cover before people buy it? you could make a stencil and everything, it would be really cool.
and this big important message,, um let me guess,, you wear depends becuase of all the crap you try to pass?

Originally Posted by JPC, Sr.

It is coming soon as February 8th is deemed best as politically correct timing for this ad and I want posters here at SOMD.Forum to see that this time the message is actually going to the voters of St. Mary's County and particularly to District 29B, and much of the rhetoric has had its refining done here on this Forum.

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Ok, so the rhetoric that has been refined,, does that mean that you are actually going to try and sound as though you have a brain and not put in print what you do here?

did I mention that my most inner feelings are that you just might be a big enough idiot to take the town position?


someone has to post a copy of this add when it comes out.. This is just too damn funny.

[BuddyLee]

Originally Posted by RoseRed

Who's paying for it?

The Center for Life Enrichment.

[bcp (Premo)]

wait, the suprise in his ad is that he is not really running for office.
this has to be some kind of a joke being played by another candidate.
This can not be for real, nobody is as totally ignorant as this guy claims to be and still be able to breath air.

I cant wait to see what this was really all about, but, I can not be a serious run for anything having to do with public service.