Hey Jpc,, I Found Something For You

[bcp (Premo)]

Thought you might have interest in this, sounds like something you might like to invest in for when the Evil Navy Bases finally over run the whole world.


http://thelisttogo.com/#

The List To Go Manifest

International Registry for Those Who Desire to Escape Earth in a Spaceship

Manifesto: This is the International Registry for Those Who Desire to Escape Earth in a Spaceship in the event of an impending catastrophe that will destroy all life on Earth or destroy Earth itself. Hereafter the "Registry for Those Who Desire to Escape Earth in a Spaceship "will be referred to as "The List To Go". Passengers will be boarded according to their position on The List To Go. Position on The List To Go will be determined by the order in which the applications are received. The List To Go will be published on this site. Otherwise The List To Go is kept strictly confidential and will not be sold or distributed in any other manner. Passengers may remain anonymous or use a pseudonym and still maintain their position.

Passengers will have the choice of orbiting Earth where they can observe the last days of Earth. Or the spacecraft may orbit the Moon where they may also observe the Earth until the ship supplies of oxygen, food, and drinks are consumed. Or the spacecraft may travel directly into space where they will coast for eons perhaps to be found and resuscitated by some other civilization. They may also have the choice of traveling to a space station where they will orbit Earth and live for months or years depending upon the sophistication of the space station and perhaps return to Earth when it is safe. Or the station may coast through space perhaps to find another civilization.

The fee to place your name or names on The List To Go is $1,000.00 for each name. This fee is only for registration and is nonrefundable. The expense of the trip will be assessed later. The position on The List To Go may be bequeathed from generation to generation. Your beneficiaries may be named on the registration. There is no limit to the quantity of names that may be purchased at one time but each one must have a specific name. Positions or names may not be resold without permission from The List To Go. This prohibition is necessary to keep unscrupulous scoundrels from buying huge blocks of names and scalping them at inflated prices.

The money from the registration fees and assessments (hereafter referred to as "The Fund" will be used to build spaceships and launch stations with transportation modes to the stations. Security for the transportation modes and stations to assure the successful escape is important. In the beginning the spaceships will be primitive but later spaceships will be capable of carrying thousands of passengers. Over the years or centuries a dedicated and well-paid staff will be formed to develop and operate the system. Whole communities will surround the launch stations so that all the passengers will have immediate access to the site. Every person in the community may board the vehicle and start the launch.

A great industry will develop with many technological innovations. One could be an ICBT (Inter Continental Ballistic Transport) for earth travel. You heard it first here on this site.

One may ask, "If the end of the earth is near and money and rewards will have no value, who will operate the security, transportation modes, and the spaceship launches?" We will endeavor to create a dedicated staff with lifetime employment for generations whose reward will be development of the system and a successful completion of the mission.

The List To Go is sponsored by Computer Drafting Service, Inc. Computer Drafting Service, Inc. will collect the payments, establish the Fund, and manage the list.

This is not fiction. Register now and be part of a new enterprise.

Hey, maybe they have a rubber band method that you can try out now.

[donbarzini]

I bet he's out buying his shroud and Adidas shoes right now!

[mv_princess]

hahahahahahaha........They don't take deadbeats into the program.

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by mv_princess

hahahahahahaha........They don't take deadbeats into the program.

its only a grand, whats that, like 3 of his welfare checks?
He can do it.
Matter of fact, if they promise to launch in the next thirty days, Im sure we can come up with the money right here and purchase him a gift flight.

[mv_princess]

Originally Posted by bcp

its only a grand, whats that, like 3 of his welfare checks?
He can do it.
Matter of fact, if they promise to launch in the next thirty days, Im sure we can come up with the money right here and purchase him a gift flight.

Only if it's a one way ticket...

[bcp (Premo)]

It would be one way at this time.

From what I understand the current test flight uses duct tape to strap the passengers to the outside of the rocket.
Each passenger is given a fish bowl to put on their head, a big black garbage bag to carry their air in and a butt tube for any unplanned released caused by take off.
They might even let him spray paint his name on the side.

[mv_princess]

Originally Posted by bcp

It would be one way at this time.

From what I understand the current test flight uses duct tape to strap the passengers to the outside of the rocket.
Each passenger is given a fish bowl to put on their head, a big black garbage bag to carry their air in and a butt tube for any unplanned released caused by take off.
They might even let him spray paint his name on the side.

hahahahaha, It will have to be green.......That's his favorite color. Do we have to give him the garbage bag? That might save on money

[donbarzini]

Originally Posted by mv_princess

hahahahaha, It will have to be green.......That's his favorite color. Do we have to give him the garbage bag? That might save on money

He can just use one of the ones he uses to carry all his earthly possessions

[Sharon (Premo)]

Oh my, has JPC been beating his horse since February?

Anyway in keeping with the topic of the title, there's a job opening he's qualified for.

JPC - don't miss this exciting opportunity to brush up on your spray painting skills.