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*K_Jo* ^(Premo) · 04-19-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwillia

There it is again... oooooh yeeees you did....

I had to. When I thought about not doing it, it hurt really bad.

*K_Jo* ^(Premo) · 04-19-2005, 08:35 PM

" ____________" -- Wilson

*kwillia* ^(Premo) · 04-19-2005, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dustin

"Wookies don't pull peoples arms out of sockets when they lose..." Han Solo

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

Mind what you have learned save you it can.

*kwillia* ^(Premo) · 04-19-2005, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K_Jo

I had to. When I thought about not doing it, it hurt really bad.

Paging nomo.... paging nomo... we need a photo shop on this pic...STAT!

<img src="http://images1.moviemarket.co.uk/library/posters/502151.jpg">

Someone does have head shots of Pete and dems...right...

04-19-2005, 08:37 PM

Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
Ouiser Boudreaux: I am just about at the end of my rope with you.
Drum: Well, then why don't you tie a noose and slip it 'round your head?

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Truvy: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.
Clairee: She can't be more than eighteen. She hasn't had time to have a past.
Truvy: Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.

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Clairee Belcher: All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!

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Ouiser Boudreaux: This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell.

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Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.

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Clairee Belcher: They were both high. They'd been smokin' everything but their shoes.

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Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not as sweet as I used to be.

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Clairee Belcher: I love ya more than my luggage.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: You are a pig from hell.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!

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Clairee Belcher: That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied.
Annelle: I suspected this all along!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
Annelle: Not on your first visit!
Clairee Belcher: Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-ass!

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Clairee Belcher: You know, you would be a much more contented, pleasant person if you would find ways to occupy your time.
Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a ##### 'fore I could help myself.

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Clairee Belcher: Ouiser could never stay mad at me; she worships the quicksand I walk on.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
Clairee Belcher: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: Annelle, take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

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Annelle: We are in the house of the Lord!
Clairee Belcher: A lot she cares. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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Truvy: You are playin' hard to get!
Clairee Belcher: At her age, she should be playin' beat the clock.

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Clairee Belcher: Ouiser, I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere. You have the handwritin' of a serial killer.

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Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper what happened today you run over a small child or something?

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Clairee Belcher: The older you get, the sillier you get.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Yeah, well the older you get, the uglier you get.

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Clairee: And I can also report that a mysterious car is parked in her driveway at least once a week...
Ouiser Boudreaux: There. My secrets out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes Benz!

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Annelle: That is one ugly dog. What kind of dog is that?
Clairee: If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard.

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M'Lynn: Oh Ouiser, Drum would NEVER point a loaded gun at a lady!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!

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M'Lynn: [crying] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[screaming]
M'Lynn: I'm fine! I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't! She never could! Oh God! I am so mad I don't know what to do! I wanna know why! I wanna know *why* Shelby's life is over! I wanna know how that baby *ever* know how wonderful his mother was! Will he *ever* know what she went through for him! Oh *God* I wanna know *why*? *Why*? Lord, I wish I could understand!
[In a firm tone]
M'Lynn: No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna *hit* somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna *hit* something! I wanna *hit it hard*!
[continues sobbing]
Clairee: *Here*!
[Grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn]
Clairee: *Hit this*! Go ahead M'Lynn, *slap her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [Taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?
Clairee: *Hit her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: *Are you high, Clairee*?
Truvy: [In a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!
Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enoough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!
Clairee: M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 04-19-2005, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwillia

Paging nomo.... paging nomo... we need a photo shop on this pic...STAT!

<img src="http://images1.moviemarket.co.uk/library/posters/502151.jpg">

Someone does have head shots of Pete and dems...right...

:teehee:

*K_Jo* ^(Premo) · 04-19-2005, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwillia

Paging nomo.... paging nomo... we need a photo shop on this pic...STAT!

http://images1.moviemarket.co.uk/lib...ers/502151.jpg

Someone does have head shots of Pete and dems...right...

I can't wait! Where is she? Where is she?

Nickel · 04-19-2005, 08:40 PM

Kizzy, you forgot "If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit by me!"

04-19-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickel

Kizzy, you forgot "If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit by me!"

Yes, another very good quote from that movie.

04-19-2005, 08:45 PM

Dear Lord, we ask that you bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies. And we ask forgiveness, Lord, for the fornication that Mr. Sprock and me committed this morning on this very table.

04-19-2005, 08:35 PM	#42 (permalink)
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04-19-2005, 08:37 PM	#45 (permalink)
Kizzy Posts: n/a	Steel Magnolias ~ Too hard to pick Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park. Truvy: Yeah, how did that go? Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous. Truvy: Was she hurt? Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head. Ouiser Boudreaux: I am just about at the end of my rope with you. Drum: Well, then why don't you tie a noose and slip it 'round your head? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Truvy: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past. Clairee: She can't be more than eighteen. She hasn't had time to have a past. Truvy: Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake? [Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake] Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: They were both high. They'd been smokin' everything but their shoes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not as sweet as I used to be. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: I love ya more than my luggage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: You are a pig from hell. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ouiser Boudreaux: Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied. Annelle: I suspected this all along! Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken! Annelle: Not on your first visit! Clairee Belcher: Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-ass! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: You know, you would be a much more contented, pleasant person if you would find ways to occupy your time. Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a ##### 'fore I could help myself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: Ouiser could never stay mad at me; she worships the quicksand I walk on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: You are evil, and you must be destroyed. Clairee Belcher: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: Annelle, take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Annelle: We are in the house of the Lord! Clairee Belcher: A lot she cares. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life. Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouiser Boudreaux: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Truvy: You are playin' hard to get! Clairee Belcher: At her age, she should be playin' beat the clock. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: Ouiser, I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere. You have the handwritin' of a serial killer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper what happened today you run over a small child or something? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee Belcher: The older you get, the sillier you get. Ouiser Boudreaux: Yeah, well the older you get, the uglier you get. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clairee: And I can also report that a mysterious car is parked in her driveway at least once a week... Ouiser Boudreaux: There. My secrets out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes Benz! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Annelle: That is one ugly dog. What kind of dog is that? Clairee: If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- M'Lynn: Oh Ouiser, Drum would NEVER point a loaded gun at a lady! Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- M'Lynn: [crying] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. [screaming] M'Lynn: I'm fine! I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't! She never could! Oh God! I am so mad I don't know what to do! I wanna know why! I wanna know why Shelby's life is over! I wanna know how that baby ever know how wonderful his mother was! Will he ever know what she went through for him! Oh God I wanna know why? Why? Lord, I wish I could understand! [In a firm tone] M'Lynn: No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna hit somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna hit something! I wanna hit it hard! [continues sobbing] Clairee: Here! [Grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn] Clairee: Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her! Ouiser Boudreaux: [Taken aback and confused] Are you crazy? Clairee: Hit her! Ouiser Boudreaux: Are you high, Clairee? Truvy: [In a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind? Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her! Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enoough! Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn! Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me! Clairee: M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!
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04-19-2005, 08:40 PM	#48 (permalink)
Nickel curiouser and curiouser Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 19,797	Kizzy, you forgot "If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit by me!" __________________ Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. -Omar Khayyam
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04-19-2005, 08:45 PM	#50 (permalink)
Kizzy Posts: n/a	Dear Lord, we ask that you bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies. And we ask forgiveness, Lord, for the fornication that Mr. Sprock and me committed this morning on this very table.
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