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View Poll Results: "Sleepless in Seattle" would have been a MUCH better movie if:
There'd have been more romantic scenes and tender dialogue 1 3.70%
Meg Ryan had engaged in full-frontal nudity 8 29.63%
What kind of ghey-azz guy watches "Sleepless in Seattle"??? 18 66.67%
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Old 01-15-2007, 03:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That movie's not about drinking to much coffee from Starbucks?
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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It's another one of those movies I fell asleep watching. I got as far as Meg Ryan in the closet on the telephone with a radio.
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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..it's just the only time I ever had any idea they was queers in the area was this time this chick and her pals took me to Remingtons on Capital Hill. I was like, "Hey, what's with all the crew cuts and cowboys holding hands? They's all blind or sumpin?" I got the stool by the wall and they was all like "tee hee, tee hee' and I was dancing with one of the women and she was like "tee hee, tee hee" and for the first time in mah life I know'd what it was like to be a turkey at Thanksgiving, you know what I mean? I mean, I said to the other girl I was making it very clear I was with "hey, is this what it feels like to be the only woman in a bar full of coal miners and oil rig workers and such?" and she said "tee hee, tee hee."

I been set up and I seen a boy look just like that Fabeeo dude, cept with a crew cut, walking arm and arm with this other boy looked like Bill Bates of the Cowboys and I'm like looking at the girls, my back to the wall, thinking about Norman Bate'sn their sweet little azzes for this gag. I felt like an object, I'm telling you, a damn bunny rabbit at a hassenpheffer cooking contest I'm telling you...
Gives new meaning to "rodeo night" now, doesn't it? I went to a gay rodeo once with some gay friends and it was...how shall I say?...quite EYE opening.
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Old 01-15-2007, 05:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Gives new meaning to "rodeo night" now, doesn't it? I went to a gay rodeo once with some gay friends and it was...how shall I say?...quite EYE opening.

...all that got opened.

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Old 01-15-2007, 06:47 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Anything under an "R" is automatically a chick-flick.
chick flick+you watching it with her and liking it= you get some romance yourself later that night
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Old 01-15-2007, 09:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Needs more gun play or a car chase.
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Old 01-15-2007, 09:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I bet that wasn't...
...all that got opened.

Oh, you got that right.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:51 AM   #18 (permalink)
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chick flick+you watching it with her and liking it= you get some romance yourself later that night



Good old fashioned gunfights, swordplay and the occasional explosion seem to get her aroused just fine.
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Good old fashioned gunfights, swordplay and the occasional explosion seem to get her aroused just fine.
Don'r forget to pull her hair
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Old 01-16-2007, 07:35 AM   #20 (permalink)
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What the #### is a Sleepless in Seattle?



Y'know what - who cares?
Seattle is friggin gay anyway.





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I would rather live out the rest of my days at the Hanoi Hilton then have to watch that movie. Maybe if Meg Ryan got blown up with a bouncing Betty.........
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