I really really want one

[migtig]

Originally Posted by Pasofever

Yep goats are a PITA when I was in high school I had a great goat named Jessica...someone stole my wallet at school and we did a report on it..when the cop came ..yep Jessica hit the top of his car..the more we tried to get her down the more she jumped on it..

But, but, I want a dwarf, and I want to name him ELVIS. And I want to put bow bows in his hair and beard. And maybe knit him a sweater - of his own hair!

[HunterJJD]

Originally Posted by Pasofever

Yep goats are a PITA when I was in high school I had a great goat named Jessica...someone stole my wallet at school and we did a report on it..when the cop came ..yep Jessica hit the top of his car..the more we tried to get her down the more she jumped on it..

was at a friend of yours this summer with the ponnies and one goat. Well we standing there talking and my friends new to him truck stared rocking like crazy. walk around the side and her goat is wearing out the wheel well.

God we laughed, owner of the truck did not

[smoothmarine187]

Originally Posted by migtig

But, but, I want a dwarf, and I want to name him ELVIS. And I want to put bow bows in his hair and beard. And maybe knit him a sweater - of his own hair!

I can just picture you walking it down the street

[Nickel]

Originally Posted by migtig

And maybe knit him a sweater - of his own hair!

Poor Shawn.

[migtig]

Originally Posted by smoothmarine187

I can just picture you walking it down the street

Oh it would be sooo cute...

[Lugnut]

Originally Posted by migtig

And maybe knit him a sweater - of his own hair!

[migtig]

Originally Posted by Lugnut

So you are saying that you don't want the Christmas sweater I am making you?

[HunterJJD]

Originally Posted by migtig

But, but, I want a dwarf, and I want to name him ELVIS. And I want to put bow bows in his hair and beard. And maybe knit him a sweater - of his own hair!

I can see you trying to put the sweater on Elvis while he is trying to eat it or playing who can push hard and he uses his horns. Or when you think it is a cute game of king of the mount. and he planys is dwarf horns up your azz

[migtig]

Originally Posted by HunterJJD

I can see you trying to put the sweater on Elvis while he is trying to eat it or playing who can push hard and he uses his horns. Or when you think it is a cute game of king of the mount. and he planys is dwarf horns up your azz

So you are saying a dwarf goat isn't a good idear then huh?

Then get me a kitty.

[SoftballCrazy]

Originally Posted by migtig

So you are saying a dwarf goat isn't a good idear then huh?

Then get me a kitty.

I've got the sweetest kitty just for you! She loves cuddling, sitting in your lap, and only wants to be wherever people are. (meaning: she will follow you in the bathroom, bedroom, everywhere, just like a dog). She's available now, want me to bring her by tomorrow? :)