Cutting up a whole chicken....

[vraiblonde]

Originally Posted by Pandora

It is cheaper but the whole cracking of bones, feeling for joints, well, I was having a tough time with it.

Doesn't bother me. I love to break up chickens with my bare hands. Hear the joints pop, imagine them screaming in agony. Die, chickens! DIE!!!!

[BS Gal (Premo)]

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

Doesn't bother me. I love to break up chickens with my bare hands. Hear the joints pop, imagine them screaming in agony. Die, chickens! DIE!!!!

I once cut up a chicken that had three legs. DR laughed, but I showed it to him. I have no idea where the other leg came from. I still want to make and am craving fried chicken. I THINK Food Lion had the roasters for 99 cents a pound today.

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

Doesn't bother me. I love to break up chickens with my bare hands. Hear the joints pop, imagine them screaming in agony. Die, chickens! DIE!!!!

What forumites pop into your mind when all this is going on??

[Ironman62]

Originally Posted by Jeff

What forumites pop into your mind when all this is going on??

Hi Jeff

[Jeff]

Originally Posted by Ironman62

Hi Jeff

[Sonsie]

Originally Posted by Tigerlily

I get you girl. I will not even remove the innard bag out of a chicken or turkey. I have cut leg quarters before and unless you hit it just right it's a saw job. I cook whole chickens as is and even though I prefer them cut up. I have no idea how to chop up the bird.

The only thing worse than dismembering a chicken is pounding the cutlets thin for cordon bleu and the like. I feel like Dr. Mengele pounding away at the flesh with a meat mallet and chicken juice flying! Ewwww......

[daisycreek]

Originally Posted by Pandora

It is cheaper but the whole cracking of bones, feeling for joints, well, I was having a tough time with it.

yeah I can't do it either... I mean I know how to do it.... but it just turns my stomach

[wineo]

Originally Posted by Pandora

It is cheaper but the whole cracking of bones, feeling for joints, well, I was having a tough time with it.

What about eating hard crabs

[Lugnut]

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

Doesn't bother me. I love to break up chickens with my bare hands. Hear the joints pop, imagine them screaming in agony. Die, chickens! DIE!!!!

Took me a few minutes to catch my breath. I was visualizing the look you might have on your face while you dismantled chicken carcasses.

Vraiblonde Master of chickenjitsu...

[Pandora]

Originally Posted by wineo

What about eating hard crabs

Thank GOD they don't bleed. And I DO NOT eat the crab mustard.