Guy finds kidney in KFC meal

[desertrat (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Merlin99

Would he have a complaint if he got this piece?

Nothing wrong with a little head.

[Toxick]

Originally Posted by Merlin99

Would he have a complaint if he got this piece?

I'm sure he would. He sounds like a bit of a ##### to me.



Would he have a legit complaint? I don't know. Maybe.

It seems to me that if you get a kidney attached to the part of a chicken where kidneys naturally grow, and where you would expect to see one, if you're a rational omnivorous human being that is aware of where his food comes from, and how it goes from being a warm-blooded creature to being a delicious treat on your plate, complaining about it makes you a certifiable douche-nozzle.

However, if you find a head attached to, say, the thigh of a chicken, then something has gone horribly, horribly wrong with The Plan.

[Kris10]

Ew, that looks disgusting

[ginwoman]

Originally Posted by Toxick

Oh Boo-Frickity-Hoo you pathetic little panty-waste jackhole.

He's eating the charred remains of a dead bird's carcass. Maybe
Ibrahim Langoo of Essex, should become a vegan and shut the #### up.


Every chicken I've ever ate has that piece of whatever right there. People are so clueless sometimes that I not only lose faith in humanity, I almost start actively wishing for our demise.




Foreign body... what a jackass. I wonder if he considers his own spleen a "foreign body". Douche.

lol

[vraiblonde]

All hail Toxick! :

I have gotten non-chickenlike pieces in my KFC meals as well. What they are is a glob of rogue skin that has been battered and fried, and they are the most delicious bite of heaven on earth. I think I must have done something very special that day for the gods to smile upon me so.

Look at the photo accompanying the story. That is clearly battered chicken skin that hasn't been fried crispy. Anyone who thinks a chicken's brain might be that big has obviously never actually met a chicken in its pre-edible state. Let me assure you that their brains are certainly incredibly tiny.

[czygvtwkr]

When I lived in a dorm my freshman year of college i bit into something hard in my vanilla pudding. I spit it out, it was a tooth, my tooth fell out. Only it wasn't my tooth, all my teeth were still in their original locations.

[tomtom]

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Couldn't help myself!