Roll out the flowers

[Pandora (Premo)]

and grow. Has anyone tried this?

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pandora

and grow. Has anyone tried this?

...and no one should. This is pure evil. Insurgent faux gardening. It contributes to global warming. It causes lead paint brain damage to infants. It will choke your cat to death and it will cause your house to be foreclosed on. So much for the good points.

It makes you barely any better than those tortured souls that stoop to plastic flowers. It will cause your teeth to yellow, your hair to look like corn silk, complete with worms. Your neighbors will cross the street and avert looking at you. Girl Scouts will no longer knock on your door. The Jehovah's will not even bother with a human being that far gone and AA will tell you most household cleaning products will do the job. And, it will make your ass look fat.

Remember people; if you don't spend a fortune at your favorite garden center on individual pots of your CHOOSING, especially gerbera daisies, and spend hours and hours planting, tending and nurturing your REAL garden, the terrorists will win.

[desertrat (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

...and no one should. This is pure evil. Insurgent faux gardening. It contributes to global warming. It causes lead paint brain damage to infants. It will choke your cat to death and it will cause your house to be foreclosed on. So much for the good points.

It makes you barely any better than those tortured souls that stoop to plastic flowers. It will cause your teeth to yellow, your hair to look like corn silk, complete with worms. Your neighbors will cross the street and avert looking at you. Girl Scouts will no longer knock on your door. The Jehovah's will not even bother with a human being that far gone and AA will tell you most household cleaning products will do the job. And, it will make your ass look fat.

Remember people; if you don't spend a fortune at your favorite garden center on individual pots of your CHOOSING, especially gerbera daisies, and spend hours and hours planting, tending and nurturing your REAL garden, the terrorists will win.

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[Pandora (Premo)]

You forgot to include,

This has been a public service announcement from the local greenhouse owner.

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pandora

You forgot to include,

This has been a public service announcement from the local greenhouse owner.

...who? Me? Can't I be just a concerned citizen? I mean, there's no conflict in that, is there?

Remember, it's not for me; it's for the children. Which means...it's for all of us.

[Geek]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

...and no one should. This is pure evil. Insurgent faux gardening. It contributes to global warming. It causes lead paint brain damage to infants. It will choke your cat to death and it will cause your house to be foreclosed on. So much for the good points.

It makes you barely any better than those tortured souls that stoop to plastic flowers. It will cause your teeth to yellow, your hair to look like corn silk, complete with worms. Your neighbors will cross the street and avert looking at you. Girl Scouts will no longer knock on your door. The Jehovah's will not even bother with a human being that far gone and AA will tell you most household cleaning products will do the job. And, it will make your ass look fat.

Remember people; if you don't spend a fortune at your favorite garden center on individual pots of your CHOOSING, especially gerbera daisies, and spend hours and hours planting, tending and nurturing your REAL garden, the terrorists will win.

[Jameo (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

...and no one should. This is pure evil. Insurgent faux gardening. It contributes to global warming. It causes lead paint brain damage to infants. It will choke your cat to death and it will cause your house to be foreclosed on. So much for the good points.

It makes you barely any better than those tortured souls that stoop to plastic flowers. It will cause your teeth to yellow, your hair to look like corn silk, complete with worms. Your neighbors will cross the street and avert looking at you. Girl Scouts will no longer knock on your door. The Jehovah's will not even bother with a human being that far gone and AA will tell you most household cleaning products will do the job. And, it will make your ass look fat.

Remember people; if you don't spend a fortune at your favorite garden center on individual pots of your CHOOSING, especially gerbera daisies, and spend hours and hours planting, tending and nurturing your REAL garden, the terrorists will win.

[meangirl]

Originally Posted by Pandora

and grow. Has anyone tried this?

My daughter got those last year. They grew like crazy and are back this year. If you don't like planting and all that stuff they are great.

[kwillia (Premo)]

Originally Posted by meangirl

My daughter got those last year. They grew like crazy and are back this year. If you don't like planting and all that stuff they are great. PRAISE ALLAH

Larry... you were right...

[dems4me (Premo)]

I'm glad someone posted a thread on this. I got a Miracle roll and grow matt that I put down about two weeks ago that has 2,000 some odd seeds. Only problem is I can't tell what is normal weedy flowers from the one's coming up. I have no idea if it works or not. Also I threw awaqy the instructions, am I supposed to keep it saturated (watering twice daily) for one week or two? Anyone else have any luck with these??