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Old 09-29-2006, 12:40 PM   #81 (permalink)
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she and Plumloco seem to be the ones in charge.

u so funny
Ok Percy you in charge are we going ??? mygoldenhorse were in Solomons?? I got this joke thought it was cute since we are talking about who is in charge

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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Old 09-29-2006, 02:11 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2006, 03:44 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Ok Percy you in charge are we going ??? mygoldenhorse were in Solomons?? I got this joke thought it was cute since we are talking about who is in charge

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
You go TC!!!!
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Old 10-02-2006, 12:21 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Wow, talk about getting red on a thread, take a look at this:

How to let your horse h... 10-01-2006 08:42 AM trash tard idiot tool bunghole dipsh!t dillhole smib

Think the writer had an issue?
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Old 10-02-2006, 12:31 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Wow, talk about getting red on a thread, take a look at this:

How to let your horse h... 10-01-2006 08:42 AM trash tard idiot tool bunghole dipsh!t dillhole smib

Think the writer had an issue?
What language is that?
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Old 10-02-2006, 10:05 AM   #86 (permalink)
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What language is that?
Tourette perhaps!!
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Tourette perhaps!!
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Wow, talk about getting red on a thread, take a look at this:

How to let your horse h... 10-01-2006 08:42 AM trash tard idiot tool bunghole dipsh!t dillhole smib

Think the writer had an issue?
To whomever left me this red:

How to let your horse h... 10-04-2006 12:09 PM posting your red gets you more

Do you honestly think I care? If you believe that and care, I feel sorry for you.
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To whomever left me this red:

How to let your horse h... 10-04-2006 12:09 PM posting your red gets you more

Do you honestly think I care? If you believe that and care, I feel sorry for you.
Whoever posted this red is just an idiot:

How to let your horse h... 10-04-2006 02:50 PM You obviously care, otherwise you wouldnt whine about the fact that someone disagrees with your inane thoughts

Do you even know what inane means? Obviously not!
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