Sometimes mini skirts are not appropriate.

[donbarzini]

Originally Posted by nachomama

Hmmm...what time were you in there? I was in there too, and I was TOTALLY rocking out the Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Mini Skirt I bought for my daughter 2 years ago. I even stopped at every mirror in the joint to admire my package.

[barncat]

Reminds me of Lula from the Stephanie Plum novels. I'm on book 12 and read the part about too tight leather pants, camel-toes and her butt eating the back of the pants like a thong on the bus yesterday and had a good laugh.

[poster]

Couple of weeks ago we were in a Walmart at check-out behind a woman that was CLEARLY not dressed her age. Tight/laced on the side/pants - cropped top with her rolls hanging out - spike 6" heels. She was probably headed to the nearest corner.

My daughter stood there really quiet and watched her every move. As soon as the lady walked away she leaned over to me and wispered, "EEW". I thought the lady behind us was going to pee her pants.

[Softballkid]

Originally Posted by donbarzini

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Chasey_Lane

Like when you are at least 30-something, a little on the thicker side and your butt cheeks are exposed.

Thank you to the lady in Wal-Mart who did NOT look cute in one yesterday. Give the skirt back to your daughter, neice, neighbor's kid, etc. IT DOES NOT FIT YOU!!

This goes for midriff baring shirts too. If your belly looks like a deflated skin balloon and your navel is so big a midget can stick his fist in there I don't want to see it hanging out of your shirt.

[Cowgirl]

Originally Posted by barncat

Reminds me of Lula from the Stephanie Plum novels. I'm on book 12 and read the part about too tight leather pants, camel-toes and her butt eating the back of the pants like a thong on the bus yesterday and had a good laugh.

I love Lula! I can't wait for book 13!!

[barncat]

Originally Posted by Cowgirl

I love Lula! I can't wait for book 13!!

13 is out, book 14 comes out in June.

[Sonsie]

Originally Posted by barncat

13 is out, book 14 comes out in June.

If you're a commuter it's nice to get these Stephanie Plum books on CD from the library, the reader is pretty funny with a good sense of comedic timing. I used to drive into work laughing all the time. Amazon has a link to listen to an excerpt.

[Chasey_Lane]

Originally Posted by Pete

This goes for midriff baring shirts too. If your belly looks like a deflated skin balloon and your navel is so big a midget can stick his fist in there I don't want to see it hanging out of your shirt.

What about "granny panties" showing?

[SOMDLady]

Originally Posted by Pete

This goes for midriff baring shirts too. If your belly looks like a deflated skin balloon and your navel is so big a midget can stick his fist in there I don't want to see it hanging out of your shirt.

how about if your teeth are so yellow it looks like you have been living off of movie theatre butter for the past 30 years