Summer Classes for Men!

[emma1606]

Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

[kalmd]

That's great. My husband needs several of those classes.

[toppick08 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by emma1606

Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

[Sweet 16]

LOL my hubby can use EVERY SINGLE ONE of those (except #14 -- he cooks!)

[Chain729 (Premo)]

So when do the women's classes on "How to be a good W.I.F.E.," "Logic 101" and "How not to let Emotion Blind Your Perception" start? How about Nagger's Anonymous?

[ItalianScallion (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Chain729

So when do the women's classes on "How to be a good W.I.F.E.," "Logic 101" and "How not to let Emotion Blind Your Perception" start? How about Nagger's Anonymous?

It's cool how they only found 14 classes for men to attend.
And what does that say about those who married these "defective" beings... Didn't they do these things BEFORE you married them...

[toppick08 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by emma1606

Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

........they don't want them.....

[StrawberryGal]

Originally Posted by toppick08

........they don't want them.....

You brought me lavendar flowers a month ago or so, and I liked it.


I guess some women don't like flowers because they are either allergic to it or prefers things that can be use or keep.

[-lilgiggles-]

Originally Posted by StrawberryGal

You brought me lavendar flowers a month ago or so, and I liked it.


I guess some women don't like flowers because they are either allergic to it or prefers things that can be use or keep.

I wouldn't mind flowers every once in a while. I don't like how expensive they usually are, but if they were a pretty, cheap bouquet from a grocery store or even freshly picked wildflowers, I would love to decorate the house or my room with them.
Its the simple thought that matters...Flowers make a girl feel special

[Chain729 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by -lilgiggles-

I wouldn't mind flowers every once in a while. I don't like how expensive they usually are, but if they were a pretty, cheap bouquet from a grocery store or even freshly picked wildflowers, I would love to decorate the house or my room with them.
Its the simple thought that matters...Flowers make a girl feel special

I usually give my girls sides of beef. If I'm going to give someone decaying matter, at least they get something useful.