cremation vs. traditional burial

[Bronwyn (Premo)]

I want to be creamated.

[virgovictoria (Premo)]

I'd like to donate every/any viable organ - which at this rate may only be my hair (if that)! And also cremated. Those who can should spend a week in Outer Banks celebrating my life and scatter the ashes there.

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by AK-74me

Remember in the Big Lobowski how they spread the ashes in the Pacific from the cliff but forgot to check which way the wind was blowing and they all blew back over his face and in his mouth?

That is what I want to happen to me when I am dead......... get spread over some old hippies dirty face and mouth.

..of a friend and his pals were sky divers and when one of them croaked, his wish was for them all to take his ashes up and let him go on the way down.

Well, the guy who did the honors got a face full. The joke was that ol' Jimmy, or whatever his name was, was getting into people's face past the day he died.

[Ken King (Premo)]

Originally Posted by DoWhat

My wife is going to have me stuffed.

Place me in the Dog House, with a BudLight in hand and supporting a hard-on.

That way she can still yell at me, or screw me.

Doesn't sound like too much fun if you are "supporting" a hard-on, did you by chance mean sporting a hard on or does she have other plans for you?

[mAlice]

Originally Posted by MMDad

I would prefer to have a navy burial at sea.

But my wife says she would want something to visit, so maybe I'd want to have my ashes put at Arlington.

I see no reason to take up space in a grave.

Maybe a compromise? Cremation and an urn? Couldn't you still have some of the ashes committed to the sea, the rest could remain in the urn.

taxidermy??? nah, my friend had to put her grandparents 20 yr. old kitty down yesterday because she was sooo incredibly old! Her grandad wanted to actually "stuff" Abbey...I dunno about that. Pretty odd if you ask me.....its like putting a deer head on the wall, if you had any sense at all you wouldn't do it...

[DoWhat]

Originally Posted by Ken King

Doesn't sound like too much fun if you are "supporting" a hard-on, did you by chance mean sporting a hard on or does she have other plans for you?

Damn it.


4x4, or a 2x2?

just throw me in a ditch somewhere

Originally Posted by (((echo)))

just throw me in a ditch somewhere

haha ... I want someone to shoot me when I get old and I can't do anything for myself anymore. When someone has to wipe the spit off my face....shoot me in the head. SERIOUSLY

[BS Gal (Premo)]

Creamated. It's already in our wills.