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| Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder… |
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| ======= Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Leonardtown
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| iamwetalldid Member Since: Aug 2006 Location: Hicktown
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| Not reading through all these pages...but my grandma used to say - What don't kill you makes you stronger - Don't piss in my eye and tell me it's rain...
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| Registered User Member Since: Apr 2007 Location: Great Mills
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| I see, said the blind man to the deaf dog.
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| Bettie Page kicked a$$ Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: waldorf
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| I always heard it as,"Said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw."
__________________ When someone shows you who they are, believe them.~Maya Angelou K_Jo stood me up for the donkey drive by.~MJ Being an idiot does not make one wrong. I respect idiots.~JPC, Sr.. I know....It's sick and twisted, but sometimes you just have to be that way~JWWB |
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| Registered User Member Since: Dec 2007
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| Alcohol was made so ugly people could get laid![]() |
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| Registered User Member Since: Dec 2007
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| That guy/gal could fall in a pile of shiat and come out smelling like roses. |
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| . Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Sometimes you just have to howl at the moon.
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| See post #259....
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| Bettie Page kicked a$$ Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: waldorf
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| What? There is no lame man in my saying? Also, mine was about a blind man and his deaf wife. Not two guys. I see no similarity. Hrmph.
__________________ When someone shows you who they are, believe them.~Maya Angelou K_Jo stood me up for the donkey drive by.~MJ Being an idiot does not make one wrong. I respect idiots.~JPC, Sr.. I know....It's sick and twisted, but sometimes you just have to be that way~JWWB |
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