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| American Beauty Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: My own private Idaho
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| Free to Fly Member Since: Oct 2007
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| Stop crossing your eyes before your face gets stuck that way!
__________________ Life is fragile...handle it with prayer. |
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| Registered User Member Since: Jun 2006
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| Not an old saying, just a great quote. Imagine an old gravelly voiced steamfitter: "She's got legs just like I like 'em, feet on one end and p*ssy on the other." ![]() |
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| Free to Fly Member Since: Oct 2007
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| If I want your opinion I'll ask for it! If I want your opinion I'll give it to you! If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you!
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| Free to Fly Member Since: Oct 2007
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| There's a fine line between bravery and insanity. or: There's a fine line between love and hate.
__________________ Life is fragile...handle it with prayer. |
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| ~~~~~~~ Member Since: Aug 2006 Location: Solomons Is.
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| Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep 'til noon
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| . Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Sometimes you just have to howl at the moon.
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| Or, if you work for the Sanitation Dept... Waste is a terrible thing to mind.
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| My sweetest Friend Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: Lusby
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"How was your day, honey?" "shiatty"
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| Go Skins!!! Member Since: Aug 2007 Location: Bryantown MD
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Women's legs are the longest things on Earth; the bottoms touch the ground and the tops go all the way to Heaven! ![]() | |
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