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Old 01-25-2008, 04:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Raining harder than a double-cudded cow pizzing on a flat rock.
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
No you suck. No you do.
 
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Harder than trying to push a greasy string up a cats azz.
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ok that one was just not right - "-)
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