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Old 01-28-2008, 02:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Reminds me of when I worked Fraud & Tech Support for Alltel! I had this woman on the phone for 45 minutes who could make calls but not receive them. I tried everything including rebuilding the phone' information in our Switch Manager. Finally I apologized for not being able to fix the problem and advised her to power the phone off to save the battery and bring it in for a new one. She asked "You mean it has to be on for me to get a call?"
If we had video phones you could have seen she was blonde and saved all that time!
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Last time I went to the Solomons KFC, they were out of chicken. Kind of pointless to stay open, don't you think?
It's chikin'.....darn you......
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Last time I went to the Solomons KFC, they were out of chicken. Kind of pointless to stay open, don't you think?
come on seriously? how does a chicken joint run out of chicken?! so that'd be KFyou-buddy-ya-aint-gettin-no-chicken-here :)
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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If we had video phones you could have seen she was blonde and saved all that time!
I'm blonde - easy on the comments now!
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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McDonals on base...ordered a double cheeseburger, got everything except the patties!
I was at Wendy's in California when someone got an order like that. Three guesses what 80's commercial catch phrase that customer could not resist using....
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I'm blonde - easy on the comments now!
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I was at Wendy's in California when someone got an order like that. Three guesses what 80's commercial catch phrase that customer could not resist using....
Where's the BEEEFFFFFF!!!!
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE
Even scarier is these are the same people who will be running the country when I am in the nursing home.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'm blonde - easy on the comments now!
Sorry, I'll use smaller words and shorter sentences. Just tell me if you need me to slow down.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Sorry, I'll use smaller words and shorter sentences. Just tell me if you need me to slow down.
Don't type so fast either, you know she can't read that fast.
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