They walk among us!

[toppick08 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Homer J

Don't type so fast either, you know she can't read that fast.

...Don't talk about my friendgirl like that......

[Dymphna]

Originally Posted by bohman

My favorite story was at a Subway in the Keys about 5 years ago. Bunch of us ordered sandwiches, only to find out that they had no bread. The doofus behind the counter didn't seem to think it was a problem, and had the nerve to be offended when we cancelled our orders and walked out!

I also got that same reaction when I walked out of the Solomons B.K. because they were out of cheeseburgers. And fries.

I went into a Subway once when they were out of bread. The clerk walks up and says, "We're out of bread." and walked away into the back room before I could say anything. They were the carryout place open and I was starving. I stood there and finally caught her attention again. She comes back really snippy, "I SAAID we're outta bread." I said, "you have salad don't you? chips? soda?"

[SoMDGirl42 (Premo)]

The KFC in LP recently ran out of chicken. I was in the drive thru. She tried her hardest to convince me they still had mashed potatoes and biscuits. I went to Popeyes, and I like their chicken better anyway.

[aps45819 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by GopherM

The portion sizes were: whole chicken, half chicken or quarter chicken. I asked (or should that be axed) for a whole chicken. The counter girl came back with the manager who informed me that they were out of the whole chicken servings. I asked what they had left and was informed that they only had a half chicken and two quarter chicken servings left. I tried to convince her that she did have a whole chicken but I don't think she ever beleived me, so I told her to just give me what she had and I would work out the servings when I got home.

I was in a Norfolk VA McDonalds and asked for a pint of milk to drink. 15 minutes later they come up front to tell me they looked and looked, but only have half pints. I inquired if they were McStupid.

[ImnoMensa]

Went to Bob Evans in Prince Frederick last year for breakfast and they were out of eggs. It hasnt happened again though. I think they got the message.

[Etred101]

Originally Posted by aps45819

I was in a Norfolk VA McDonalds and asked for a pint of milk to drink. 15 minutes later they come up front to tell me they looked and looked, but only have half pints. I inquired if they were McStupid.

Friend of mine used to own a little country store. As to milk they had "little quarts," "quarts" and "big quarts."
Life was more simple then....

[Mousebaby (Premo)]

Originally Posted by aps45819

I was in a Norfolk VA McDonalds and asked for a pint of milk to drink. 15 minutes later they come up front to tell me they looked and looked, but only have half pints. I inquired if they were McStupid.

Ummm...

The fact that you were in a McDonald's and that's where they worked didn't give YOU a clue?

[aps45819 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Mousebaby

Ummm...

The fact that you were in a McDonald's and that's where they worked didn't give YOU a clue?

Not necessarily. Any service job is a good place to enter the work force. You learn to come to work on time and to realize that you better get some sort of job skills or you're doomed to poverty.

[Kain99]

Those are great!

[vraiblonde]

You guys have no idea....