Crude & Lewd not needed

[meangirl (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Toxick

Nah, you don't have to reinterpret. I didn't know they were being interpreted the first time. Just give me some advance notice next time I'm due to be psychoanalyzed, and I'll tell some wicked funny vagina jokes.

Can you tell them now? I'm bored.

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by hvp05

Don't ever visit Manhattan because both you and your daughter will be irreparably traumatized.

seriously, why would anyone in their right mind travel to Manhattan on purpose?

honestly

[Toxick]

Originally Posted by meangirl

Can you tell them now? I'm bored.

So this guy wakes up one morning, and he's feeling really good. He heads on downstairs where his wife is cooking breakfast, and she says, "Wow - you look terrible!"

"But I feel really good", he says.

He sits down to eat breakfast, and his kids are at the table and they all remark how bad he looks. "Odd", he thinks, "I feel really good today!"

So he heads off to work, and everyone he meets there mentions that he's looking bad today, and he keeps responding to how good he feels.


So he goes to his computer and opens up WebMD, and does a search on:
"Looks Bad... Feels Good"

The result came back:


"You're a vagina".

[BuddyLee]

Originally Posted by Toxick

So this guy wakes up one morning, and he's feeling really good. He heads on downstairs where his wife is cooking breakfast, and she says, "Wow - you look terrible!"

"But I feel really good", he says.

He sits down to eat breakfast, and his kids are at the table and they all remark how bad he looks. "Odd", he thinks, "I feel really good today!"

So he heads off to work, and everyone he meets there mentions that he's looking bad today, and he keeps responding to how good he feels.


So he goes to his computer and opens up WebMD, and does a search on:
"Looks Bad... Feels Good"

The result came back:


"You're a vagina".

I wonder if he was 'satisfied' with the result.

[meangirl (Premo)]

Originally Posted by BuddyLee

I wonder if he was 'satisfied' with the result.

[ironintestines]

Originally Posted by bcp

I can turn off the tv and avoid what I consider to be not age appropriate for my daughter.
I can not however alter my trips in the car to avoid something posted on a billboard.

Use blinders. The Amish have been using them for years. They really work

[Baja28]

Yall better be careful!! I said "fart" in a post once and someone reported it. Meam old Dave gave me a timeout.

[greyhound]

Originally Posted by bcp

seriously, why would anyone in their right mind travel to Manhattan on purpose?

honestly

I travel to Manhattan on purpose. Honestly...we didn't see anything that made me.....oh wait.....I forgot about St. Marks street....

never mind!

[greyhound]

Originally Posted by Toxick

New Sheetz advertising campaign:

"Our chicken is delightful. Come eat our cocks! Bring the kids."

They serve rooster? I thought most places served hen.

[Geek]

Originally Posted by Cowgirl

Job well done? They're leaving the sign up until they want to take it down.