Crude & Lewd not needed

boomer · 02-13-2008, 05:26 PM

Seems as if Sheetz has entered the world of creative advertizing. Seen on a Sheetz marquee, though not in in St. Mary's Co., TRY OUR CRISPY FRICKIN' CHICKEN.

I am certainly no prude. But I do believe some words and phrases do not belong in the public sector.

The origin of the word 'frickin' is 'freaking.' Freaking is a substitute (euphemism) word for 'frigging' and the mighty F word; being derived from the verb 'frig.'

To further define, 'frig' means to copulate with, to take advantage of, to victimize, and a couple of other choice activites which need not be mentioned here.

I have to wonder, Mr. Sheetz, just WHAT have YOU done to (or with) the chicken you sell. If you wish to sell a tasy chicekn, I would suggest you find a more tasteful way to advertize it.

Thank you, no, Mr. Sheetz. I will NOT try your chicken, crispy or otherwise. And now that I think about it, I don't think I'll buy your gas or anything from your establishments.

Lugnut · 02-13-2008, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by boomer

Seems as if Sheetz has entered the world of creative advertizing. Seen on a Sheetz marquee, though not in in St. Mary's Co., TRY OUR CRISPY FRICKIN' CHICKEN.

I am certainly no prude. But I do believe some words and phrases do not belong in the public sector.

The origin of the word 'frickin' is 'freaking.' Freaking is a substitute (euphemism) word for 'frigging' and the mighty F word; being derived from the verb 'frig.'

To further define, 'frig' means to copulate with, to take advantage of, to victimize, and a couple of other choice activites which need not be mentioned here.

I have to wonder, Mr. Sheetz, just WHAT have YOU done to (or with) the chicken you sell. If you wish to sell a tasy chicekn, I would suggest you find a more tasteful way to advertize it.

Thank you, no, Mr. Sheetz. I will NOT try your chicken, crispy or otherwise. And now that I think about it, I don't think I'll buy your gas or anything from your establishments.

Bullsheet!

Chasey_Lane · 02-13-2008, 05:28 PM

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 02-13-2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by boomer

I have to wonder, Mr. Sheetz, just WHAT have YOU done to (or with) the chicken you sell.

I'll pass on the chicken.

I guess you won't be ordering a Domino's BFD either.

Fugazi · 02-13-2008, 05:37 PM

prude!!!

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 02-13-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by boomer

tasy chicekn

Anything like turducken?

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 02-13-2008, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RoseRed

Anything like turducken?

Turducken is the bomb!

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 02-13-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharon

Turducken is the bomb!

I had it once.

Never again.

smcop · 02-13-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lugnut

Bullsheet!

That made me laugh out loud!!!

*FireBrand* ^(Premo) · 02-13-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RoseRed

Anything like turducken?

Where IS the adult supervision around here ?

02-13-2008, 05:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
boomer Registered User Member Since: Aug 2003 Posts: 38	Crude & Lewd not needed Seems as if Sheetz has entered the world of creative advertizing. Seen on a Sheetz marquee, though not in in St. Mary's Co., TRY OUR CRISPY FRICKIN' CHICKEN. I am certainly no prude. But I do believe some words and phrases do not belong in the public sector. The origin of the word 'frickin' is 'freaking.' Freaking is a substitute (euphemism) word for 'frigging' and the mighty F word; being derived from the verb 'frig.' To further define, 'frig' means to copulate with, to take advantage of, to victimize, and a couple of other choice activites which need not be mentioned here. I have to wonder, Mr. Sheetz, just WHAT have YOU done to (or with) the chicken you sell. If you wish to sell a tasy chicekn, I would suggest you find a more tasteful way to advertize it. Thank you, no, Mr. Sheetz. I will NOT try your chicken, crispy or otherwise. And now that I think about it, I don't think I'll buy your gas or anything from your establishments. __________________ Hedwig is slow.
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02-13-2008, 05:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Chasey_Lane Flip Flop Queen! Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Uppityville Posts: 26,705	__________________ A reply from you to this message will not be possible. I can't have an adult conversation w/ you in this environment anyhow. "You croc wearing, fake coach bag wearing fake tanner you. Take that." ~ Author unknown "Love your haters - they're your biggest fans." "You know you are absolutely f'ing amazing when people you don't even know hate you."
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02-13-2008, 05:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fugazi Banned in D.C. Member Since: Jan 2008 Posts: 519	prude!!!
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