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[cwo_ghwebb]

Originally Posted by jazz lady

Were you blaming the dog on YOUR farts?

Naw! I'm proud of mine. Can clear a grocery aisle in a heartbeat. Embarrasses my wife though.

[jazz lady (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

Naw! I'm proud of mine. Can clear a grocery aisle in a heartbeat. Embarrasses my wife though.

God, you sound like my ex. Must be a man thing.

[cwo_ghwebb]

Originally Posted by jazz lady

God, you sound like my ex. Must be a man thing.

Dunno about the man thing. I always tell her it's her fault, if she wouldn't feed me so well I wouldn't have the fuel.

[The_Twisted_Ear (Premo)]

Ah, I just love a challenge!

Straight from the Urban Dictionary...

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

[cwo_ghwebb]

Originally Posted by The_Twisted_Ear

Ah, I just love a challenge!

Straight from the Urban Dictionary...

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Cripe! That was funny!

[jazz lady (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

Dunno about the man thing. I always tell her it's her fault, if she wouldn't feed me so well I wouldn't have the fuel.

Eh, he did most of the cooking so he had no one to blame but himself.

[jazz lady (Premo)]

Originally Posted by The_Twisted_Ear

Ah, I just love a challenge!

Straight from the Urban Dictionary...

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Great. So much for wanting dinner tonight.

[cwo_ghwebb]

Well, the other night she did make bean soup. Guess I shoulda just had just one bowl instead of three.

[jazz lady (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

Well, the other night she did make bean soup. Guess I shoulda just had just one bowl instead of three.

Beano is your friend.

[Mousebaby (Premo)]

I live in a house FULL of gas passers and they all (including dogs and cats) think its hilarious to make mom run from the room screaming leaving a trail of Oust!