GREEN Cloud

[cwo_ghwebb]

Cats and dogs REALLY stink! And I swear to Gawd, the darn little pooch would get between us on the couch and let 'er rip. Then have this shiat eating grin on her face.

[clevalley (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

My wife and I were just out on the deck having a smoke (I know, just shoot me!) and she commented on how the other night she came to the bedroom and the room stank. Well she said something worse but I'm keeping it PG rated.

Anyhow, she said it was so bad a green cloud was floating around. Now just where in the world did we get the color green to describe a noxious cloud of stink?

Inquiring minds want to know!

I feel green - They look green -> feelng sick...
Mr Yuck is green...
If you pull something out of the fridge and it is green it stinks...

maybe along those line...

[sux2b44 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by The_Twisted_Ear

Ah, I just love a challenge!

Straight from the Urban Dictionary...

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

They have one in DC - in the botanical garden - the news makes a big deal every year about the smell.

[sux2b44 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

Cats and dogs REALLY stink! And I swear to Gawd, the darn little pooch would get between us on the couch and let 'er rip. Then have this shiat eating grin on her face.

My little Chihuahua can get you running. I cant believe something that bad comes out of her. Our Germ Shep will express herself and then look around - like it wasnt me, it was the Boy!!!!!!

[lulu belle]

Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb

Now just where in the world did we get the color green to describe a noxious cloud of stink?

Inquiring minds want to know!

I'm gonna go with the thought that green was used because the smell is reminiscent of eggs. You know how boiled eggs get that green ring around the middles sometimes....

[wmburdette (Premo)]

Originally Posted by jazz lady

God, you sound like my ex. Must be a man thing.

Women are just jealous they can't fart like that. They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the requisite pressure!

[clevalley (Premo)]

Originally Posted by wmburdette

Women are just jealous they can't fart like that. They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the requisite pressure!

The hell they can't! Even with her jaws flapping... nevermind...