Greenhornets advice thread.

[GreenHornet]

Ijn an effort to help the red krma givers by giving sound advice I've decided to start a thread containing beneficial, life changing advice to disgruntled karma givers. The advice offered here is to help not to hinder so please keep this important point in mind prior to posting in in this thread or offering advice to a karma giver.

Anyone can feel free to post karma they've recieved here with their friendly advice posted just below the karma statement/giver they are offering the advice to. lets help create a friendlier happier and more cohesive forum by helping our disgruntled brothers and sisters out.

I'll get the ball rolling with the following:

02-21-2008 11:08 AM Can I shove some coal up your azz? I could use a diamond.

Yes you may, however my anal cavity is somewhat tight right now because it's been awhile since I've been tasked with hiding various objects across borders. Depending on the size of the peice of coal or diamond you are requesting I may need to "perform" special excersizes which will help loosen the rectal muscles critical to holding large objects. Proper balance must be maintained as to not over stretch the above mentioned area due to the possible negative affect which could occur while attempting to transform the piece of coal into a lovely diamond.

I'm here for you in any way I can help.

GH

[Toxick]

Originally Posted by GreenHornet

Ijn an effort to help the red krma givers by giving sound advice I've decided to start a thread containing beneficial, life changing advice to disgruntled karma givers. The advice offered here is to help not to hinder so please keep this important point in mind prior to posting in in this thread or offering advice to a karma giver.

Anyone can feel free to post karma they've recieved here with their friendly advice posted just below the karma statement/giver they are offering the advice to. lets help create a friendlier happier and more cohesive forum by helping our disgruntled brothers and sisters out.

I'll get the ball rolling with the following:

02-21-2008 11:08 AM Can I shove some coal up your azz? I could use a diamond.

Yes you may, however my anal cavity is somewhat tight right now because it's been awhile since I've been tasked with hiding various objects across borders. Depending on the size of the peice of coal or diamond you are requesting I may need to "perform" special excersizes which will help loosen the rectal muscles critical to holding large objects. Proper balance must be maintained as to not over stretch the above mentioned area due to the possible negative affect which could occur while attempting to transform the piece of coal into a lovely diamond.

I'm here for you in any way I can help.

GH

Dear GreenHornet,

There's this little dickweed - we'll call him... "YellowWasp" - who started off somewhat amusing, but he's lately begun to turn into a real pain in the ass. He obviously doesn't know how to STFU and is quite obviously desperate for attention. I've tried to ignore "yellow wasp", but recently he's gotten into the habit of poking his face into almost every available conversation, and attempting to dominate them with what he thinks is witty repartee.

My question is this, is there a way I can dispose of the body without getting caught. I'm on a budget, and I don't have access to sulfuric acid.

Any help you could provide would be most appreciated.

Signed,
Annoyed in Southern Maryland

[toppick08 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Toxick

Dear GreenHornet,

There's this little dickweed - we'll call him... "YellowWasp" - who started off somewhat amusing, but he's lately begun to turn into a real pain in the ass. He obviously doesn't know how to STFU and is quite obviously desperate for attention. I've tried to ignore "yellow wasp", but recently he's gotten into the habit of poking his face into almost every available conversation, and attempting to dominate them with what he thinks is witty repartee.

My question is this, is there a way I can dispose of the body without getting caught. I'm on a budget, and I don't have access to sulfuric acid.

Any help you could provide would be most appreciated.

Signed,
Annoyed in Southern Maryland

[GreenHornet]

Originally Posted by Toxick

Dear GreenHornet,

There's this little dickweed - we'll call him... "YellowWasp" - who started off somewhat amusing, but he's lately begun to turn into a real pain in the ass. He obviously doesn't know how to STFU and is quite obviously desperate for attention. I've tried to ignore "yellow wasp", but recently he's gotten into the habit of poking his face into almost every available conversation, and attempting to dominate them with what he thinks is witty repartee.

My question is this, is there a way I can dispose of the body without getting caught. I'm on a budget, and I don't have access to sulfuric acid.

Any help you could provide would be most appreciated.

Signed,
Annoyed in Southern Maryland

Great to see your contributing towards making the forum a happier place and I do have some advice for you...

There will always be posters like yellow wasp that just don't get it. I think you should start a thread for yellow wasp (to get his as well as every posters attention) and advise other annoyed forum members to place yellow wasp on their ignore list. I think that if enough members start ignoring yellow wasp then he will eventually just go away. Let me know if you need some help with this and thank you for your insightfull contribution.

I will be ignoring yellow wasp just to help you out.

Greenhornet.

[GreenHornet]

02-21-2008 01:29 PM Still posting the garbage lil, skinny guy? Just stick to your own threads and you should be ok

Thank you for being concerned with my weight. I have been eating lots of fried foods to become larger and more obese. I will no longer be posting garbage and will for now on be placing it in the proper receptacles as I think everyone should. I do apologize for not sticking to my own threads but I can offer you this: Assuming that you may be aware that this is a public forum, feel free to post in any thread you wish. Your voice is important to us.

It's impossible for me to help all of the karma givers but one is betetr than none.... I'll do my best to help everyone I can... I'm special that way.

[Fugazi]

Originally Posted by GreenHornet

02-21-2008 01:29 PM Still posting the garbage lil, skinny guy? Just stick to your own threads and you should be ok

Thank you for being concerned with my weight. I have been eating lots of fried foods to become larger and more obese. I will no longer be posting garbage and will for now on be placing it in the proper receptacles as I think everyone should. I do apologize for not sticking to my own threads but I can offer you this: Assuming that you may be aware that this is a public forum, feel free to post in any thread you wish. Your voice is important to us.

It's impossible for me to help all of the karma givers but one is betetr than none.... I'll do my best to help everyone I can... I'm special that way.

You think you are so witty.....but homeboy you haven't an ounce of wit...

[Dupontster]

Dear Mr. Hornet,
Could you please answer the red karma that I gave you? I really want an answer....Maybe, just maybe it would clear up some issues you have....
Thank You,
Dup

[GreenHornet]

Originally Posted by Dupontster

Dear Mr. Hornet,
Could you please answer the red karma that I gave you? I really want an answer....Maybe, just maybe it would clear up some issues you have....
Thank You,
Dup

Send it again please and sign it so I can help you....

[Dupontster]

Originally Posted by GreenHornet

Send it again please and sign it so I can help you....

I did sign it....Dup

[GreenHornet]

Originally Posted by Dupontster

I did sign it....Dup

Sorry but it's not there. I get dozens of red karma per day so it's not showing up in the CP anymore. Just send it again. I think I can help you.