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Old 02-28-2008, 05:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday APS.

Too old, too old, he's too old
To cut the mustard anymore.

When Aps was young, He had an automobile
He'd scoot himself right under that wheel
He had to fight the gals off with a stick
But now they say, ..."Oh, he makes me sick."

Well, when APS was young he had a lotta pep
He could get around and didn't need no help
But since He's old and a gettin' gray
the people all look at him and say.

Too old, too old, he's too old
To cut the mustard anymore
APS gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore.

Aps used to could, jump just like a deer
Now he needs a new landing gear
He used to could, jump a picket fence
But now He's lucky if he can jump an inch.

Too old, too old, he's too old
To cut the mustard anymore
Aps gettin' too old, He's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore.

Hope Today is a good day for you Aps.
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday APS.
Aps used to could, jump just like a deer
Now he needs a new landing gear
He used to could, jump a picket fence
But now He's lucky if he can jump an inch.

waaaaaay back when, I remember being in a situation where immediate egress was an imperative and I had to cross a picket fence.
Summer evening, grass wet with dew and my foot slipped halfway across
Pretty sure fermented grain beverages were involved
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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