Why do people ask?

[wineo]

These dumb a@@ questions


> Too funny not to share!

I have 4 dogs & I was buying two large bags of
> Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
> asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her that no, I was starting
> The Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn't
> because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
> pounds before I
> awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
> my orifices and IVs in
> both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect d iet
> and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
> Purina nuggets and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
> nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
> practically everyone in
> the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
> was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital
> in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no it was
> because I'd been
> sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought one
> guy was going to have a heart attack
> he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Lady... Why
> else would I buy dog food?

[kelb]

Originally Posted by wineo

These dumb a@@ questions


> Too funny not to share!

I have 4 dogs & I was buying two large bags of
> Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
> asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her that no, I was starting
> The Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn't
> because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
> pounds before I
> awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
> my orifices and IVs in
> both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect d iet
> and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
> Purina nuggets and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
> nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
> practically everyone in
> the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
> was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital
> in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no it was
> because I'd been
> sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought one
> guy was going to have a heart attack
> he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Lady... Why
> else would I buy dog food?

AAAHHHhhhh Stupid people are so entertaining!

[huntr1]

Originally Posted by wineo

These dumb a@@ questions


> Too funny not to share!

I have 4 dogs & I was buying two large bags of
> Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
> asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her that no, I was starting
> The Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn't
> because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
> pounds before I
> awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
> my orifices and IVs in
> both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect d iet
> and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
> Purina nuggets and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
> nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
> practically everyone in
> the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
> was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital
> in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no it was
> because I'd been
> sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought one
> guy was going to have a heart attack
> he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Lady... Why
> else would I buy dog food?

Bill Engval joke if I recall correctly.

[wineo]

Originally Posted by huntr1

Bill Engval joke if I recall correctly.

Should have posted in Jokes,

It's a good one.

[Dukesdad]

Why do people post dumb a$$ things over and over?