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Old 04-09-2008, 05:38 AM   #1
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Talking Today's Brain Teaser - 04/09/2008 (116)

Must answer both questions correctly to win!

1. One morning desertrat woke up to find a mummy standing right next to the bed. Why wasn't desertrat scared?

2. I am always hungry - I must always be fed. The finger I lick - will soon turn red.
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Must answer both questions correctly to win!

1. One morning desertrat woke up to find a mummy standing right next to the bed. Why wasn't desertrat scared?

2. I am always hungry - I must always be fed. The finger I lick - will soon turn red.

1. Mummy is the European (England, Australia) way to spell Mommy, so Desertrat was looking at his Mommy

2. Fire
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1. its his mom
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:02 AM   #4
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1. Mummy is the European (England, Australia) way to spell Mommy, so Desertrat was looking at his Mommy 2. Fire
Correct!

1. "Mummy" is the Australian/British spelling of mommy.
2. Fire.

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