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Old 04-14-2008, 09:17 AM   #1
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Must answer both questions correctly to win!

1. What animal uses a nutcracker?

2. What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:33 AM   #2
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1. What animal uses a nutcracker?

A toothless squirrel

2. What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The license number of the car that hit you.
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:34 AM   #3
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Must answer both questions correctly to win!

1. What animal uses a nutcracker?

2. What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
1: an otter?? (ya know how they use those rocks on their belly?)

2: Vicodin? I can't think for the second answer here.
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:35 AM   #4
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Must answer both questions correctly to win!

1. What animal uses a nutcracker?

2. What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
1. A toothless squirrel
2. The license plate of the car that hit you.
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:38 AM   #5
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1. A toothless squirrel 2. The license number of the car that hit you.
Correct!

1. A toothless squirrel!

2. The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.

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