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Old 05-03-2008, 12:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If you parked in front of the drive up mailboxes at the California Post Office today and the handle of your door was slimey with a big loogie when you returned, don't park there and I won't spit on your car.
DIAF.

Next time get your lazy ass out of your car and go in to post your mail. Drive-up boxes are for losers.
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Old 05-03-2008, 12:02 AM   #12 (permalink)
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This reminds me of a time I was sitting at the light on GMR in front of Mr. Tire. This kid, thinking he looked so cool in his P.O.S. car, turned around and hacked a loogey out his window! Only his window wasn't down!!!!!
That would have made me die
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Old 05-03-2008, 12:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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DIAF.

Next time get your lazy ass out of your car and go in to post your mail. Drive-up boxes are for losers.
I'm out of the loop. Does DIAF mean, die in a fire? Are you suggesting Aps die in a fire?
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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If you parked in front of the drive up mailboxes at the California Post Office today and the handle of your door was slimey with a big loogie when you returned, don't park there and I won't spit on your car.
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I'm out of the loop. Does DIAF mean, die in a fire? Are you suggesting Aps die in a fire?
I think she meant, "Do It Again Friend".


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Old 05-03-2008, 08:15 AM   #15 (permalink)
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DIAF.

Next time get your lazy ass out of your car and go in to post your mail. Drive-up boxes are for losers.
The drive ups are a nice convience if all you're doing is posting some letters.
It's the azz wipes that park in front of them in the posted NO PARKING zone that cause the problem.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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This reminds me of a time I was sitting at the light on GMR in front of Mr. Tire. This kid, thinking he looked so cool in his P.O.S. car, turned around and hacked a loogey out his window! Only his window wasn't down!!!!!

I thought I was going to throw up and laugh my azz off all at the same time!!!
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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If you parked in front of the drive up mailboxes at the California Post Office today and the handle of your door was slimey with a big loogie when you returned, don't park there and I won't spit on your car.
A big thank you!!, some loosers think they are special and get away with too much. If more people started to let them know with a slimy present or equivalent that it's not ok to park where ever they want, maybe after a few handfuls of snot they might start to understand. Or not.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:35 AM   #18 (permalink)
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when I was in Norfolk we used to mess with people just for fun.

(Ive since grown up and realize what an evil way to live it was and now spend my energy for good instead of evil,,, so back the F off with the comments,, Thank you)

anyway, this one day we took a tube of silicon lube and went to the Giant Parking lot.. our choice of hunting grounds.

we spotted a car that would do, parked back a ways where we could watch without being spotted, then we filled the space behind the door handle with the silicon.

about 20 minutes later this big ass black woman comes out, reaches under the door handle and then pulls back quick and screams.

next thing I know, the store manager is out there, the police are there, a rescue squad shows up
we left before the Hazmat teams and the CIA were dispatched.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:50 AM   #19 (permalink)
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What does DIAF mean?
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:39 AM   #20 (permalink)
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If you parked in front of the drive up mailboxes at the California Post Office today and the handle of your door was slimey with a big loogie when you returned, don't park there and I won't spit on your car.
i can just imagine the look on their face and the stringy loogie from the handle ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol

back in the bad days we used mayo just to watch them panic lol sorry if got any of you lol
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