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Old 05-03-2008, 08:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Today's Riddle - 05/03/2008 (140)

Must answer both questions correctly to win!

1. What did one termite say to the other termite when he saw a house burning?
2. What did the tree say to the axe?
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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1. "hope you like your's burnt"

2. "Leaf me alone"
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Must answer both questions correctly to win!

1. What did one termite say to the other termite when he saw a house burning?
2. What did the tree say to the axe?
1. barbecue tonight...
2. I'm stumped
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1. hope you like yours well done
2. just call me stumpy
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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1. barbecue tonight...2. I'm stumped
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1. Barbecue tonight!
2. I'm stumped.

Stay tuned for tomorrow's!

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